Top Tweets for #copquotes
"I think we take for granted #policeofficers and #detectives that walk into some pretty heinous situations and they really have to be very brave." - George Eads. #policequotes #copquotes #backtheblue #thinblueline
"I think we take for granted #policeofficers and #detectives that walk into some pretty heinous situations and they really have to be very #brave." - George Eads. #policequotes #copquotes #policelivesmatter
Did I tell you about the homeless man we arrested? He was sucking on something...it was children’s teeth. Maybe the tooth fairy is a homeless black man with dreads? #amazing #thisismylife #copquotes
"Are you talking to the squirrels yet?"
"I'm actually scared of em. The ones got a big ol weiner!"
#copquotes #awkwardmorning
#CopQuotes You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here
#CopQuotes I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.
#CopQuotes No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.
#CopQuotes Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?
#CopQuotes In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC.
#CopQuotes Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.
#CopQuotes The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
#CopQuotes Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.
#CopQuotes Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?
#CopQuotes You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?
#CopQuotes Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you
#CopQuotes If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.
#CopQuotes If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.
#CopQuotes Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.
#CopQuotes You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.
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