Did I tell you about the homeless man we arrested? He was sucking on something...it was children’s teeth. Maybe the tooth fairy is a homeless black man with dreads? #amazing#thisismylife#copquotes
When you have full momentum and you’re in the flow walking with intention, grab for the door handle, fumble it and run into the glass door. Grateful when no one saw it. 😂#soyoupost#newjoblife#noshame