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Wife took a trip to Trader Joe’s they come back home and say hey dad we got you this, now the box is half empty…
#DadMath they said they got it for me, but they really got it for themselves
Told my toddler son that the chocolate chip cookie that I gave him was a “one-a-day” kind of thing. He is about 1/5 my size, therefore I can have five cookies and still be following the rule.
#dadmath
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You were gone for two hours while he napped so I watched him for two hours. Your turn.
Wrap 1 present :: drink 1 beer
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Can we do #dadmath now? My dad told my mom he was popping over to the golf club to cash in his season’s winnings, but he “happened” to be dressed for golf and had his clubs and suddenly was golfing a round that day.
The 16 yr old daughter tried to teach me about girl math. So I came back at her with dad math facts.
If I don't eat those leftover french fries that's like losing money.
The taste of leftovers increases with age, until such point it falls off completely.
#dadmath
Then:
My Dad: "You should save up money for when you have kids, You'll have to buy a lot of diapers and they are expensive"
Now(2023):
Me: Diapers are manageable.... Fruits on the other hand are bananas.
#dadpuns #dadmath #fruitsaresoexpensive
@DrDaniAndrade @phalliburton The probability of finding a treatment when you don't know what you're dealing with is zero. With diagnosis, the chances are something greater than zero. Any number greater than zero is infinitely greater than zero. Great paper. #DadMath
#DadMath we all can use.. #MustWatch Rant by a dad who did the math when it comes to TP..
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LONGEST WEEK EVER... AMIRIGHT? Thanks to @KylieJenner and #DadMath we're going to be alright! Join @cityshopgirl @CourtneyL_Caps (@Simplyfox on the phone) and me for a Friday break. #RealFunDC https://t.co/XEryvSy9Tv https://t.co/mqdPnwfuPC
@MasterJeb @jamtodTwit Corollary: #dadmath is being able to instantly calculate how much energy and money is being wasted by the kids leaving the light on, standing in front of an open fridge, or leaving the house door open.
@HilBillyButcher @BrokennewsB Real trees are messy, new floor, new pup so Pre-lit 7 ft. tree from Big Lots $80. Pays for itself in year 2 and will be good for an est. 7 years. Savings $200.00. #DadMath
@nober_techclass @Kid_Fitness_DJD Ha! And I was corrected, it was 3 not 5; maybe my #dadmath is a little off
The @dad2summit pays for itself for most participants within 1 year. A no-brainer my 13 yo might say...why have I missed the last two?🙄 #dadmath #DC2020
For brands, Dad 2.0 Summit is "the place to go if you want to connect with dads. Be prepared to have deep conversations and don’t bring your assumptions of #dads as dudes to the conference."
Thanks, @danicakombol! @BeEverywhere https://t.co/f7uuMWirS2
5th grade math sucks #dadmath
#dadmath for peaceful 4 yr old bedtime...
5min fit = read her 2 books sing 3 songs
15min fit = read her 5 books sing 2 songs
60min fit =go to kitchen drink an adult beverage, burn the parenting book and hum songs to yourself
#dadlife #lovemykid
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