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Six years to the day. #dildothrone
Some people will doubt the truth of this bold claim, but...I have just won this MASSIVE GAME OF THRONES DILDO THRONE.

Five years today. Never forget. #dildothrone

Three years to the DAY since I won two things: 1) a gargantuan throne festooned with innumerable dildos; 2) the respect I deserve.
Happy dildo throne anniversary, everyone. #dildothrone

Man I met on train from Cambridge to London [unprompted]: "So tell me about this seven-foot throne of dildos..."
#dildothrone #noescape

Watching GoT for the first time and the throne was just introduced. Those that know me will understand why this is significant. #dildothrone
Who managed to get a picture on the #dildothrone at #Sexhibition 2015?
Send us your pictures!
#GoT #GameOfThrones

Who managed to get a picture on the #dildothrone at #Sexhibition 2015?
Send us your pictures!
#GoT #GameOfThrones

Soon, my pretties, we will celebrate the anniversary of this moment - a moment that defined an era. #dildothrone
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Some people will doubt the truth of this bold claim, but...I have just won this MASSIVE GAME OF THRONES DILDO THRONE.



Yesterday I had to say goodbye to a dear friend of mine. My dildo throne is now with @SexhibitionUK. #dildothrone

You cannot own a dildo throne for too long because it begins to own you. Goodbye, dear friend. Farewell. #dildothrone

These are the risks you take when you win a dildo throne. This is the life I must live. #dildothrone
Whichever prick was pretending to want to buy my dildo throne has been SHUT DOWN. The throne is no longer for sale on eBay. #dildothrone
By the way, Twitter, if this whole dildo throne saga doesn't give me an automatic blue Verified tick, you can fuck yourself. #dildothrone
Ladies and gentlemen, that was the end of the dildo throne auction. I will be contacting the bidder & I will keep you posted. #dildothrone
BREAKING NEWS: We have a bid. I repeat: WE HAVE A BID. Shit is getting exciting. #dildothrone http://t.co/6oqoaWCDjq

"Game of Thrones" fans, you can own this giant #dildothrone: http://t.co/7UXDzSygqV http://t.co/YgYZePDdog
I've waited my entire life to use the pun "A Dong of Ice and Fire": http://t.co/uwNG37GUUt #dildothrone @BuzzFeed

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