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Scene: I'm too tired to parent properly.
"Rocket ship....LAUNCH!"
#directfromD
D: I have a new name.
E: Mhmm
D: My new name is... Volcano.
E: ...Is that your first name or your last name?
D: I'm keeping my last name. So my full name is Volcano Patrick R****e.
#directfromD π
Viber chat of the day: "I have a lizard, and his name is Sandwich." #directfromD
This guy just rode his bike!! "I can do it! ... I can do it! It was magic... you let go and I just... cycled!" #postgameinterview #directfromD https://t.co/l1HONHqbPC
Oh and @fasttraxproteam, today D decided to start his own band and play original songs like "I want to rock n roll all DAY." Band name? "The Food Fight." #directfromD
Cried tears of laughter today when my shy sensitive kiddo graduated with this swagger. So so so thankful for the amazing teachers and community we found at CWC. #ItTakesAVillage #directfromD
Then at bedtime D turned to me and said "You're like my coach...Because you help me learn the rules of the house." π
So that was cool. damn if this little 4yo kid doesn't blow my mind every day. I love being his mom.
#directfromD #HappyMothersDay
We all went on to have a nice walk at Rainbow Valley and a good swimming lesson and a nice BBQ.
Couple other notable moments: At lunch D started spontaneously singing the mother's day song he learned at daycare. π #directfromD #HappyMothersDay
6:03-6:13 am: *constant egg beater legs in bed*
6:14am: Eoin finally wakes up and takes D to make his breakfast.
6:17am:...and they have a fight.
6:30am: I hear the coffee grinder going and I'm like, he's not really going to wake me up at 6:30....?
#directfromD #HappyMothersDay
5:52 am D sprints across the house, leaps into my bed, stage whispers "MOMMY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE MY BREAKFAST TODAY. OR YOUR BREAKFAST. BECAUSE IT'S MOTHER'S DAY."
6:02 am and he starts singing "M, O, M M Y" to the tune of "Bingo was his name o". #directfromD #HappyMothersDay
D got a lot of sun and no nap today. On the drive home:
"I don't even like summer. Or even spring. I only like Winter."
*reflective pause.*
"And I keep forgetting about fall. I don't like fall."
*moody silence*
"I need to go to sleep now." #lightsout #directfromD
D: "I can't hear the tv."
Me: "have you tried NOT TALKING AND ACTUALLY LISTENING?"
D: "I am not talking."
π€
#directfromD
"When I grow up in gonna be a paleontologist and a scientist who studies space. But not at the same time. Only on Tuesdays and Fridays."
"And what will you do on the other days?"
"I'll sleep." #solid #directfromD
"I love loaf" #directfromD
L: *two handed thunder paw pounding on D's bedroom door while shrieking*
D: "Who's that crocodile outside my door?!"
Repeat. Repeat.
Repeat.
#directfromD #livefromL
Our before bed chat, D asks what made me sad today. I said I was sad to leave Ireland. He gave me a hug and said "we can come back again someday" so sincerely. He understood and wanted to help me feel better. #directfromD
D made me sit down and watch him "do a show." This turned out to be a show of him telling jokes. His opener : "What do you call a pirate with an eye patch?"... "EYE PATCH PIRATE!" #directfromD #standupcomedy
Auntie Elaine: "Santa left the north pole 2 hours ago!"
Devan in a mad panic puts out cookies and milk for Santa, "Let's go to bed mom!" and sprints upstairs #directfromD #excellent
D, mid cuddle: "I'm so glad you're my mom." π€π€π€π€
(also D, about 45 min later, mid tantrum: "I don't like you" but let's stay focused on the positive.) #directfromD
D: "Canada is boring. This is a little house but it has lots and lots of people!"
Somehow, I have raised an extrovert π #directfromD
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