Top Tweets for #dumbdevs
@CODUpdates @SHGames Hey, how about putting Plunder back on the playlist?
Or do you enjoy watching your player numbers dwindle?
I’m sure your @Activision bosses will be happy about that.
#Plunder #DumbDevs #BringBackPlunder
@iamdavebranch @Survivor_io Yeah or you get the scroll but you won't get the option to upgrade or get the upgrade in the last 15 seconds. I've said it before. Enders echo is the stupid thing to exist. There's ranking but the RNG is stupid. Why is there ranking at all if it's just based on luck?! #dumbdevs
I’m only 19 years old, but my lived experience is worth many many lifetimes. Definitely more than the #dumbdevs I work with. Happy birthday, to me 🎂 #PACMANBirthday #ManchesterRemembers #AGUST D-2 YEARS #SaveMagnumPI #5 Years #What you want #DogsofTwittter @elonmusk rate my look
why the fuck is the war machine in blackout?? @CallofDuty #Blackout #Games #WhoMakesTheseDecisions #DumbDevs
You can guffaw BigO notation in pseudocode. You can pishposh memory management in C++. But I bet you start taking performant code tradeoffs seriously when your dapps starts pissing away gas. #solidity #serenity #smartcontracts #dumbdevs
Why don't I have a halloween costume? Maybe because I was up all weekend studying the blade and fixing your pleb code #dumbdevs.
The cooptation of semantic drift is closely allied with the engendering of (self)referentiality, you #dumbdevs. Get on my level
That feel when #dumbdevs try to pretend they've been on the nginx train since 2010... #TroglodyteCoWorkers
Bert just gave me admin access to Casper. Now I can secretly watch #dumbdevs screens. Thanks @JAMFSoftware. Are you hiring? #codegod
While #dumbdevs play Magic the Gathering I'm at #nginxconf learning PHP and studying the blade. Guess who'll survive when APOCALYPSE comes!?
Always logged into AWS VPN so computer set its clock to EST, that's why late to your meeting #dumbdevs, cuz I have to fix your problems
#dumbdevs drove up the AWS bill. Bert says the company has to cut back. That means no more cookies in our catered lunches. #perturbations
Woke up to all kinds of fires. #dumbdevs don't stop just for anyone. This hospital room is my command center. My weapons? Keyboard and mind.
Sometimes your last known good version was half a decade ago and your #dumbdevs will have to learn how to accept the revert.
Why do #dumbdevs laugh at me for eating three plates of eggs, bacon, and croissants, and then going back for @KITKAT s? I'm an #ubermensch
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