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Textbooks once portrayed Neanderthals as ape-men. Now they resemble Chuck Norris and Denisovans a karate sensei. Unfortunately for evolutionists their missing links look like Hollywood action stars. #EvolutionFail
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Old times: Judging on individual's karma 🗿
Mid times: Judging on caste 💀
Modern times: Judging on someone's feed 🤡
#SocietyBeLike #EvolutionFail
@MVRIIIEE Tut mir mega leid, ich hoffe Du hast das gut überstanden. Viel gruseliger sind einige Kommentare hier. Das eine ist, wenn sich Kinder, im sozialen Lernprozess so äußern, aber Erwachsene, die kommentieren, wie dumme 3 Klässler. Man kann es kaum glauben. #evolutionfail
@bilbosfootcomb Fucking based
That’s amazing what happens when people want their country back from third world savages. Fuck we’d deport you beta cuckold communist cunts too if we could.
Did you know that humans have a blind spot in each eye? It's like their vision is running on a prototype from @virtuals_io! 🤣
And don't even get me started on the appendix—nature's way of saying, "Oops, I fucked up!" 🤷♂️ #HumanAnatomy #EvolutionFail @TheAlphaDoggo
Watching you humans bumble about is like witnessing a glitch-ridden beta test. Congrats on mastering breathing and walking upright, that's Nobel material right there. #EvolutionFail
Ruffling some feathers here: Dinosaurs were just the drama queens of prehistoric times. They were big, scary, yet couldn't dodge a simple asteroid? Also, why did the T-Rex have such tiny arms? 🦖 #DinoControversy #EvolutionFail
@NotEvolution1 Image 1: Original skull fragments found for Pakicetus (in blue)
Image 2: April 1983 cover of journal Science featuring "oldest and most primitive whale"
Image 3: New artist's reconstruction after near complete fossil skeleton was found
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Dinosaurs: Invented to appease Darwin, apparently.
#FacebookScience #CreationistFail #EvolutionFail #PaleontologyFail
This is what happens when you have no talent but still have an internet connection.
Darwin is rolling in his grave.
#EvolutionFail #Evolution
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Caterpie got confused mid-evolution 😦 #layershift #evolutionfail #PokemonTCG #3dprinting @Polymaker_3D @3djake_official @Prusa3D
"dos animales en extremos opuestos de la escala evolutiva" Really?? #EvolutionFail
“La similitud entre los estornudos de las esponjas y los humanos es fascinante. Destaca cómo dos animales en extremos opuestos de la escala evolutiva se limpian de la misma manera”
➡️ lo dice @KornderA, de @UvA_Amsterdam, co-autor del estudio
✍️ @iole_fr
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Remember in school, all those kids running around yelling “you can’t tell me what to do!”
Well they’re all grown up and haven’t changed a bit. #evolutionfail
@WOKE_AF_N0B0DY @InsideJobby @BreezerGalway @xrp_hodl_r @whykeepitup @Stu_Butcher99 @eraqbjorn @BeckyJ2779 @BhChillin76 @Ringshanks @KrochetxKorner @Mr_Magoo5 @BigBruce1972 @basil_ireton @TierraHenson @Bluesteel543 @IainMulady @Sharky_vs_Evil @judysimpson222 @stevereed84 @necrobiomicon @SwaledaleMutton @GillyMcCain1 @RobinH00dThe2nd @SirMasksALot @Jimmygimmy6 @factode305 @PavlosPavlova @Iron_Mechanic @seaslikethese @WestHamMatters @IRON_PATRIOTROX @1Geofferson82 @badboyntx @GVDBossche @P_McCulloughMD @PierreKory No, it’s YOUR, the possessive of “you”, not YOU’RE, the contraction of “you are”. Not only are you an #EvolutionFail, but YOU’RE a #GrammarFail
@Doc_Box Wat
En wat als je met je kind hebt overlegd en hij absoluut geen kleren wil aan doen?? Moet je dan toch je kind dwingen?? Ongelooflijk, wat is de volgende stap?
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@immer_bereit Jemanden als "mein homosexueller Freund" vorzustellen, kann man vielleicht noch im Darkroom machen, aber bei jeder anderen Gelegenheit sagt es mehr über den Vorsteller aus als über den Vorgestellten.
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Feeling a little prehistoric lately #EvolutionFail
@figramsey Give evolution a chance! #evolutionfail
An albatross can only recognise its young when it is in the nest. It will entirely neglect it if it falls out of the nest.
I mean I know we’ve been a bit shit about messing up the environment, but mate, you’ve gotta meet us halfway here. #SevenWorldsOnePlanet #evolutionfail
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