Twitter news side bar be like:
Fans celebrate as Razmataz proposes to Dunk-a-dunk
Ellie Delly-Felly announces she's pregnant, here's what you need to know before she pops.
Famous Dave spotted eating chips. Fans lose their minds over his choice of sauce!
Meanwhile, Me:
Water is a chemical.
Caffeine is a chemical.
Vitamin C is a chemical.
DNA is made of chemicals.
“Chemical-free” isn’t a health claim. It’s a marketing claim.
Yeah @0zflerf, all of us — except for you — get paid a slab of cheap beer per week to lie about where we see the southern cross and how long it takes to fly from coast to coast. All so we can keep the masses believing in the globe!
Oh no... Redeemed Zoomer is back... but its ok, it turns out all the silly nonsense he says isnt his fault, god literally MADE him do it, he has no control over being a ludicrous nonsense person, so you know...
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