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So the boys rotate each day for who feeds the dog and I don’t know if either of them fed her this morning before school 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ Can I call the school and get them to ask my kindergarteners if they fed the dog 😂😂. I’ll just feed her and it may be her 2nd breakfast😂 #FatDogProblems
My dog’s new grift: He asks to go out. Then once his leash and collar are on, he runs to the pantry where the treats are. He flat out refuses to go without a snack. Let me say this again: my dog demands a snack before walking. #fatdogproblems 🙄😆
Walkin #hoppy and #Kdee 30 secs later Hoppy laid down right in the middle of the street #geigerkey #fatdogproblems

When you had a fat girl summer instead of a hot girl summer so the new Halloween dress is now a Halloween tube top 🤣😂🤣😂 #FatDogProblems #TooMuchFur

Hey @Freshpet how about we make a commercial that says "Freshpet" less. My dog understands English and this becomes a problem when at 11pm, your ad is promising her 2nd dinner and she doesn't know it's not me saying it. #fatdogproblems @AKlineinCO

My dog sat down in the other room and my mum thought it was thunder😂 #fatdogproblems
It seems to be too hot for my dog, who is making an art form out of flopping on the next cool spot on the floor, groaning, and glaring at me, as if I've wronged her in a most heinous way. #fatdogproblems
Is it just me, or are they making airplanes smaller? #FatDogProblems

Feeding my dog yet another uncrustable sandwich and I finally realized he's got a weight problem #fatdogproblems #theyrehisfavsnack #puppy 🐶
My dog snores louder than anyone I know #FatDogProblems
RT https://t.co/lqCfEqttuv #naturephotography #nature #fatdogproblems #ilovemydog #dogslife we got in a few miles… https://t.co/sFHlfRY8kx

@MyersXC bought sully the cutest jacket for Christmas and I'm so fucking bummed it didn't fit. #fatdogproblems
The moment Bailey decided he didn't need his ball anymore! Lol #fatdogproblems #dogsoftwitter @dogcelebration @dogandpuplovers
My dog can't hear me say his name from 5ft away but he can hear the cheez-it bag rustle from the other side of the house #fatdogproblems
When the vet tells you your dog needs to go on a diet 🙈 and do I want to sign her up to doggy weight watchers?! Wtf? 🤔 #fatdogproblems
I seriously cannot eat in piece...EVER... #bullterrier #englishbullterrier #beg #fatdogproblems… https://t.co/jF1VXNxEnh
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