Top Tweets for #fieldworkcurses
May illegal felling happen in all the subplots where your sapling plots should be #FieldworkCurses

May all your plants of interest be growing in the barks of the tallest trees, and then get stuck on top of the tree trying to have one for analysis #FieldworkCurses
May all your collection bags be lost in a struggle with a feral donkey #FieldworkCurses
May you sleep through your 3am alarm and miss your dawn bat survey, rendering your overnight trip half way across the country a waste of time #FieldworkCurses
Enjoying #FieldworkCurses thanks to @markus_eichhorn
This one π could be the worst π¨!
We are missing fieldwork too...
@markus_eichhorn May your nether regions be electrocuted every time you duck under/hop over an electric fence. This is a common occurrence in Irish fieldwork. #FieldworkCurses @VoxHib
May you not bring nearly enough pencils to satisfy the fieldwork pencil gods and have to annotate in old pink felt tip because that is all that is left in the car #fieldworkcurses
#FieldworkCurses May your car keys always be in the first place you looked (but only after you have looked in all of the other places and panicked the whole time about retracing 8miles of steps)
May your quadrats contain many small acrocarps. May your accommodation be hosting a wedding reception. May multiple Anisantha fruit become lodged in your boots. May your expensive chest waders develop a substantial leak immediately after an underspend deadline #FieldworkCurses
@markus_eichhorn May the pollen that you will sample be highly allergenic #FieldworkCurses (cursed myself today, sampling birch pollen) #nitropol
@markus_eichhorn May you forget the correct cable to download your temperature logger data #FieldworkCurses (and have to walk back down the mountain, drive a day back to get it and return....π)
@markus_eichhorn May you forget that heavy piece of equipment you carried across Europe and Africa down in the campsite, 4h uphill walk, the day you were supposed to eventually use it. #FieldworkCurses
May you lose your only pencil down a crack in the earth #FieldworkCurses
May you leave vital pieces of equipment in the store .. but only discover this on site #FieldworkCurses
May you leave vital pieces of equipment in the store .. but only discover this on site #FieldworkCurses
May you carefully plan your fieldwork at peak midge season #FieldworkCurses
May you carefully plan fieldwork at peak nettle season #FieldworkCurses
May your mist nets be full of holes
May your plots be full of rattan
May your touch test pole snap
#fieldworkcurses
May all your plots take days to create a path in #FieldworkCurses

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