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Gone to the pub with Mr B, I've had to leave instructions for my two eldest children (20, 17) because apparently according to the 17yr old they don't know how to heat up wedges and fish fingers and construct tacos #FMAL
Knock at door. "Hello?!"
<turns music off> "Are you having a disco?"
No.
"Thought I'd let you know, your exhaust is hanging off."
What?
"Exhaust. Hanging off."
<checks exhaust> For fucking fuck's sake. Both brackets on the back box have parted at the welds.
#FMAL
Fuckin state of a ref having a midlife crisis & wearing an Alice band #FMAL
When you change the WiFi password while the humans are out but then you forget what you changed it to and your ouija board runs out of data #fmal
And so, as night follows day, my dog hears the sound of the laptop shutting and leaps off the bed before I can wrestle her into a cuddle. #fmal
My sudden realisation today as we almost finish our leaves and enter new year:
โFast Moving Annual Leavesโ (#FMAL), is our constant reminder in working life, that everything is temporary!! ๐
#HappyNewYear2022
#ReflectionsBySanjog
Wrote a constructive critique of the humans' personal appearances and habits spookily in blood on the bathroom mirror and they weren't grateful *at all* #fmal
A nice quiet walk seemed like a good idea .... until I remembered I have a weak bladder ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฌ๐คช #fmal
This morning I didn't get out of bed until 11:04am because TARRIBLE MIGRAINE in the night, and I had a nana nap on the sofa because CODEINE HANGOVER, so now even though my eyeballs feel like they are on my chin I'm not sleepy AT ALL.
#FMAL
Been waiting half hour so far.... Looks like today's going to be fun then ๐
#WindowsUpdates
#fmal
So where to begin? Ayrshire college in Kilwinning seems to have been my permanent residence for the previous 3 years. #FMAL ๐
Life as a Student has been grim at times, that's due to procrastination, but on a whole I've had a really pleasant experience here. #Ayrshirecollege
Nothing says Sunday more than a pile of ironing, packing your suitcase ready for another week away at work, then getting a call from the kid saying she has no cold water... Not only am I not a plumber, I live 125 miles away ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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When youโre in the doctors and perfectly healthy for a bloody prescription review and Cathy fucking cough a lot is giving it all kinds of Corona in the corner. #FMAL
Awesome view ๐
At least I can see the big screen..... Oh ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
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5 hours into my work day & I'm now at the dentist to see the hygienist, which gets closely followed by an appt with the quack.... If that makes you're Monday feel any better ๐ฌ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
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