Top Tweets for #foreignparentprobs
Mom: I heard Gorbachev on the TV the other day.
Me: HUH?! gorbachev???
Mom: yeah the senator from Minnesota
Me: you mean Klobuchar? #foreignparentprobs
why can't my dad just text me instead of leaving voicemails all the time #foreignparentprobs
My dad is under the impression that an iPad is a TV #foreignparentprobs
*my dad on the phone w/ his brother* "yeah we'll probably come back and watch some american football" #foreignparentprobs
When you gotta send your mom proof that you're actually at work so I don't get murdered at home #foreignparentprobs
When your dad can't even with Starbucks 😂 #foreignparentprobs
I told my mom I needed a shower caddy for college. She says she has one, and gives me this: #ForeignParentProbs
I never tweet this much but it's so hot in my room and my parents won't turn on the A/C ......😑😂 #foreignparentprobs
"I have the desire of licking the candles in the fireplace to see what they look like." #foreignparentprobs #NalvaTakesOnEnglish
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You know it's bad when you're afraid to have a conversation with your own mother cause you know she'll mention marriage. #foreignparentprobs
So I lost a pair of my weed socks and I asked my mom where they were...this happened. #foreignparentprobs
My dad just referred to Dave Chappelle as chipotle 🙃 #foreignparentprobs
@vonneydoe @__dvisyxxo #foreignparentprobs
My parents hate me listening to rap music. My dad literally changes stations in my car. #foreignparentprobs
Three-way calling your parents w/ #customerservice so they can confirm the account holder gave you access to the info. #foreignparentprobs
Mom: She likes being the middle point. Me: You mean center of attention? No one says that. Mom: I forgot the name ok. #foreignparentprobs
When your mom doesn't know better and shares your brothers ex girlfriends pictures on FB #foreignparentprobs
"Dad I need to get a dress for a wedding this weekend"
"Why can't you just wear your homecoming dress?"
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#foreignparentprobs
I told my dad I got a 95 on an orgo exam & couldn't breathe and he called me and asked if I needed to go to the hospital #foreignparentprobs
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