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She opened the fridge for some fruit… only to find the outside was still there, but the inside was gone. 😂🍊
Kid logic really said: “No one will notice.”
What would you do?
#FunnyKids #KidLogic #FruitFail #ViralVideo #ParentingHumor #DailyLaughs
Aaaand I think I’m gonna throw this thing out… (there’s gotta be a meme in here somewhere 🤔) #watermelon #fruit #fruitfail

Yesterday, I had a choice - *eat* the banana in my bag.
*Later* I thought. Later
Today? I'm carrying a banana soup sack on my back... #bananas #fruitfail #bananasoupsack
Room Rater Fruit Bowl Update. @DonnyDeutsch shows up to fruit fight with rotting bananas. #fruitfail 2/10 cc @jheil @SteveSchmidtSES

When you come back to work after two weeks, and you’re faced with shrivelled satsumas #FruitFail 🍊💦😂💦

So we ordered APPLES from @amazonprimenow. These are the silliest apples I’ve ever seen. If I didn’t know better I’d call them pomegranates. #AmazonPrime #Primenow #wholefoods #FruitFail #AnAppleADay

@DKShrewsbury @Arron_banks @OxfordUnion @BorisJohnson There may be opportunities outside of the EU. But not if it’s being led by people who fully fail to understand trade and tariffs #fruitfail
In date @AldiUK I think not! Tastes like I’m eating melon which has been marinated in vinegar. Not the breakfast I had planned 🤨😫😒#fruitfail

Our 5pm news producer tasked me with getting her a ‘ripe banana’ ... fail.
If I’m out of focus tonight you’ll know why #fruitfail #tookthephotoasproof

I found a worm in my fruit salad. Seriously. Open package. Worm. #fruitfail


Is there a class to teach me how to cut up a mango? I've never done it successfully in my life. #fruitfail
Left is what I ordered ($74), right is what was delivered! I guess I should have ordered flowers. @edible #fruitfail #disappointed

Can't remember the last time I made it through a bunch of bananas without one or two going bad. Shouldn't be that difficult #fruitfail
Dangit got the grapes that have seeds in them by accident. #FruitFail
Every nectarine I've ever eaten tasted like a potato trying to be a peach. #FruitFail
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