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Triple j has the worst nickname in mlr ot should be homerun J #getjayed
Three dongs in the first inning! Jays take a 4-1 lead against the Houston Whoevers #GetJayed
That's another one! Ya Jays defeat the Minnesota Twins 4-2 in a speedy game at Rogres Center! The home crowd leaves happy! #GetJayed
His veins are shit, but his pitches aren't.
Ya Jays top the Rangers 2-0! @The_Gas07 / @gastingsveins throws a complete-game, 1-hit shutout, facing the minimum 18 batters #GetJayed
First game was a bucket of bitch, but we're ready for Game 2! #GetJayed
Rookie Almondo Albuterol has a dong?
FA Jimmy Johns knocked in by Captain Legs?
Rookie Jack Meoff doubles in Cap?
The future is bright #GetJayed
Spring training is off and running with rookie dongs! Almondo Albuterol sends one out of the park to give ya Jays a 1-run lead of the Expos! The Bucket O' Poutine is on the line!
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Ya Jays have completed the MLR draft, selecting:
Doc Crudelly
Gregory T'Aint
Ryan Hinds
Almondo Albuterol
and Herderber Derperger III
Welcome to the reboot #GetJayed
Everyone's favorite Grandma, Graham Grams, smacks a dong to right forks, and ya Jays have their first lead in fucking forever! #GetJayed
Fuck, we keep messing up Jay Peg's file. Here's your new shortstop, Toronto! #GetJayed
Crap, computer error. Here's Jay throwing down at the plate! #GetJayed
Please welcome our newest member, Jay Peg! She's a shortstop from Omaha with fire in her eyes and a baseball in her hand. It's always there. Anyway, she's making her debut this week in Detroit #GetJayed
He's baaaaaaaaaack
Ziggy Cedar returns to your Toronto Blue Jays!
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@SvenJorgenson3B congratulates Phoenix Wright after his two-run shot. Ya Jays are up 2-0 in the top of the fourth #GetJayed
LINEUP CHANGES:
Prince Fuzzdongle Sassytaint is out with an injured Alarm Clock Ligament
Qwerty Jenkins has taken a leave of absence from the team. No word on his return.
We will keep all three of our fans updated.
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It's raining dongs in Toronto! Phoenix Wright blasts his second of the season to give ya Jays a 1-0 lead in the bottom of the first #GetJayed
And SAR Dinka closes it out! He tosses a complete-game shutout to win the pitcher's duel as well as player of the game. Ya Jays are 2-0! #GetJayed
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