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“it might help if my hat was on my head” *looks for hat*
“your hat is on your head :/“
“oh!! my hat IS on my head!! it might help if my head was in my head...” *looks for head*
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what’s it like to wake up and be like “oh, i’m awake now :)” instead of feeling like you’ve eaten a motorway and that it’s still alive?
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why’s it always the struggling creatures who have to accommodate their own needs amongst so much unnecessary distress, because the non-strugglers are too busy not struggling to dare have their 100%-very-non-strugglingness disturbed? HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING THIS
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i was sat here a while unsure whether there was frequent lightening happening or whether i was just blinking.... then the lightbulb turned itself off and i tried to open my eyes when my eyes were already open. #goblindysfunction
just woke everyone up cos of an anxiety-thing and now feel like the most selfish goblin in the world
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the medicine needs medicine from the medicine. the non-medicine medicine becomes the medicine for the medicine when the medicine needs the medicine to unmedicine from the medicine that the medicine needs
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sorry i sneezed twice..
I must resume chaos-flavoured hibernation until continual sense of humaning dread does dissolve again
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thought a chicken was a dog but then realised it was a dog. did the same thing with knitting and mince. internet-brain mind-eyes are intermix-RealityPuddles; nothing is what it doesn’t say on the tin it’s not in. how am i supposed to trust this warpy LifeLadder
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“you are the pesto” “who are the pesto?” “you: the pesto” “YOU’RE the pasto” “antipastYOU” “present pestyou” “pesto rodents to the rescue” etc on uneccesary layer-loop for a while now on goblin-brainvoice pestoFM
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today i tried to screenshot a smell, how’s your outer-realities going?
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@criptacular goblinland is like permanent ‘lockdown’!
each miracle is paid for in months of the-opposite-of-miracle coins, which i then foolishly spend on: catching a can of spaghetti oOoOos One Time, instead of something better like flying to a space-moon
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ABSOLUTELY FINE
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accidentally washed my clothes with a chupa chup why am i like this... lolly is a raspberry ghost now... princess vadelma lives on through my sugary sugary clothes #goblindysfunction
casually internet-shouting ‘I WANT YOUR CORPSE’ at good people from the depths of a duvet-iglu, whilst panicking about the probability of some seeds I ate hatching into evil aliens, appears to be my current aesthetic #goblindysfunction #goblinfears
my brain trying to deal with my brain #goblindysfunction
The episode where Sweep's extended family paid him a visit is simply glorious.
kicking mashed potato mountains in the mindcave-moshpit like an angry hungry beachwhale of unfortified brainsalt #goblindysfunction
I thought this was Soreen... nearly bought a Jumbone. I didn’t even really want Soreen. I wanted a Jumbone much less. #goblindysfunction
I walked towards LEON to get a glass of water but when I got there it turned into FOYLES, with no water but with lots of books - does this happen to anyone else? #goblindysfunction
Instead of filling out a support needs form I should just film myself trying to leave the flat and send that in (with added inner-brainvoice subtitles) because honestly, it gets more ridiculous each day... and this is me when I’m well!!! #goblindysfunction
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