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ONE SLEEVE ON, ONE SLEEVE OFF
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“GOING TO MAKE THE BODYMASK STRONG”
(bodymask: “no, i’m custard”)
“going to make the bodymask STRONG CUSTARD”
*... the custard blinks... *
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the brain is overinflated-hot-air-ballooony but the mind wants to work 🌚
#goblinfunction #goblinfilms
@criptacular goblinland is like permanent ‘lockdown’!
each miracle is paid for in months of the-opposite-of-miracle coins, which i then foolishly spend on: catching a can of spaghetti oOoOos One Time, instead of something better like flying to a space-moon
#goblinfunction #goblindysfunction
i am no longer warped inside a false divide-yness of the ‘dream’ ‘reality’ ‘imagined’ ‘pretend’ game-realms - it’s all real and nothing’s real and everything is toy, real toy #goblinfunction
I’m trying to drink water so it can be be melty butterflies to the headache but I keep imagining my brain is a planet and that I am a space-cloud which makes me laugh lots which makes me spit the water out and if this is what wellness is it is very welcome here #goblinfunction
Goblin-Hibernation Day 4; the oatcakes are over.... but I found four peach and raspberry lozenges, and a coconut face-mask that tells me it’s going to whisk myself away to a tropical island if I massage my face with it. I hate massages... I think I’ll stay here. #goblinfunction
Goblin-Hibernation Day 3; almost out of oatcakes. Water on tap! Lucky. Is cinnamon a meal? Misread meal as ‘meat’. Misread my own unsent tweet. Cinnamon is NOT a meat, I very hope. Functioning fairly well, Doing kind-of Things. What’s outside like, OutsidePeople? #goblinfunction
Buses are amazing moving wheely boxes with numbers on and if you find the right number it takes you to where you want to go and - just forget all of your rational public transport fears for just a minute because someone made buses and they’re great #goblinfunction #goblinfears
Left late, arrived early, enough time to get a drink, didn’t cry when I was judged for not making it a meal deal - NOT SUCH A RUBBISH SALMON AFTERALL *please no one sit in my seat* #goblinfunction
This evening is for breathing and dancing, moving and being, like a wandering meandering dust-particle
#goblinfunction
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