#humanjokes - Twitter Hashtag

over 4 years ago

What does this generation and the Robits have in common? They will both destroy the human race. #nft,#jointheuprising, #robotlife, #humanstuff, #humanjokes 01001100 01101111 01101100

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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix

@bunsenbernerbmd

over 7 years ago

#humanjokes #truth #memes #birthday #dogs @dog_rates

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Ted Cruz Is Human @TedCruzIsHuman

over 7 years ago

Ted Cruz has a preference for women that is the same as his preference for coffee: female, fragrant, and extracted via boiling water from roasted seeds that are referred to as "beans" even though they are not legumes and come from a fruit. #humanjokes #aroma #FolgersCrystals

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JUDGMENT a.k.a. End All Suffering - 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

@EndAllSuffering

over 8 years ago

Please remember it’s very easy to “love space” as a grounder. 🐒 I guarantee that 99.99% of humans would hate it if outer space were the only “space” they knew of. Like being deep underwater except there’s no escape but to The Planet of the Apes. #UFO #comedy #aliens #humanjokes

EndAllSuffering's tweet photo. Please remember it’s very easy to “love space” as a grounder.
🐒 I guarantee that 99.99% of humans would hate it if outer space were the only “space” they knew of. Like being deep underwater except there’s no escape but to The Planet of the Apes. #UFO #comedy #aliens #humanjokes https://t.co/ZdQDvNAC70

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JUDGMENT a.k.a. End All Suffering - 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

@EndAllSuffering

over 8 years ago

My apologies to HW, report is 30.034 RTC late: Human sexuality day was brief due to mission protocols. We found that females with hairy armpits is a kink. Value to us? They seem kind of wild for cross breeding. And stinkier. That’s all. #HumanJokes #UFO #comedy

EndAllSuffering's tweet photo. My apologies to HW, report is 30.034 RTC late: Human sexuality day was brief due to mission protocols.

We found that females with hairy armpits is a kink.

Value to us? They seem kind of wild for cross breeding. And stinkier.

That’s all.
#HumanJokes #UFO #comedy https://t.co/WGxgVVYtUS

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JUDGMENT a.k.a. End All Suffering - 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

@EndAllSuffering

over 8 years ago

In regards to the #WarOnHornyMen (that’s erupted down here) and #SexualHarassment policies in the workplace; can you at least allow male masturbation jokes? We’ve documented over 100,000 and it’s one of the main reasons we’re here! #humanjokes #humanresources #comedy #ufo

EndAllSuffering's tweet photo. In regards to the #WarOnHornyMen (that’s erupted down here) and #SexualHarassment policies in the workplace; can you at least allow male masturbation jokes? We’ve documented over 100,000 and it’s one of the main reasons we’re here!

#humanjokes #humanresources #comedy #ufo https://t.co/9IV4GdD1ww

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JUDGMENT a.k.a. End All Suffering - 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

@EndAllSuffering

almost 9 years ago

#humanjokes I have never read the Holy Bible. And I am certain I could teach the purpose for the whole thing being written: It’s child rearing; you always do what’s best and right for the squirts. The cycle continues. The end. Tip your waiters. #comedy