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I'm picking up my first ever commissioned art for my book today!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe I showed remarkable amounts of restraint when I did *not* reply with a variation of “oh HELL no” when my daughter announced she had an online boyfriend whose handle is The Collector.
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She’s in London?! #Hyperventilates
It was an absolute honour and pleasure to bring Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern from Brussels to London yesterday evening. She is just as warm and genuine as you might expect. 😊
A parent just told me their nine year old girl is reading my book. 😭😭😭
#OhMyHeart #hyperventilates #writerslife
Because katana! 😍😍😍
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INSIDE THE SHREDDED WHEAT FACTORY IN WELWYN #hyperventilates
Swapping a spring class to the fall because we've cut back so far no early lit 200 level #itllbefinefinefine #hyperventilates
Two and a half hours. #Hyperventilates
Say we wake up tomorrow and Trumph has lost... We are still stuck with him till January and he has the codes and he's a psychopath and we're not worried, are we?
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@jamesgarside_ I once ended a date with a guy when he tried to continue the night by making tea and then HE FUCKING MICROWAVED THE WATER. apparently THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ALSO JUST USE HOT TAP WATER #hyperventilates #americasshame #cantfuckingeven
Wardy to serve for a spot in QR2
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I saw an Instagram story of my white cake on a bride-to-be’s dessert table and felt a bunch of feelings: proud, like an imposter #impostersyndrome, and nervous because people I don’t know are gonna eat something I baked #hyperventilates 😷
Sí a Meredith y DeLuca.
Sí a Teddy y Koracick.
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@WingsScotland @tradasro Do NOT tell me they won! I seriously don’t think I could cope with that level of disappointed outrage this early in the year. 😱🤨#hyperventilates
The co-editor of JUMP wanted a photo WITH US!!!! #hyperventilates
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