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dom femmes do ts on purpose and this is why I stay away from them

dom femmes do ts on purpose and this is why I stay away from them

Ppl come to work and the first thing they do is doo doo

i love men who moan like sluts.

Shane sets his alarm every night on his phone but he has a compulsion about testing if the sound is on at least five times before he can go to sleep. Ilya is about to smother him with a pillow whenever the bed dips again bc Shane goes for the phone to make sure AGAIN

people who sleep while hugging a pillow are the most touch starved people ever