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You know this scene in The Incredibles where Mr. Incredible had thrown his back out and then the robot did this? Yeah, I would really like this to be able to crack my back and then a really good massage. #FuckingHell #ImOnly31
Getting super involved in @BBCR1 and whatβs happening with @gregjames that Iβve changed the channel in work only to be told by my colleague I am too old to be listening π #imonly31 #R1EscapeRoom
I've had a bunch of 18-25 year old dudes sliding into my DMs lately that want to "be with an older woman." Am I...am I a cougar?? #ImOnly31 #MyBodyIsntReady
My (only slightly late) birthday cake, courtesy of the bestest mom ever!βΊοΈβ€οΈπππ°
#happybelatedbirthdaytome #birthdaycake #mlpfim #pinkiepie #MyLittlePony #MLP #brony @AndreaLibman #bronies #imonly31
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Some people believe in spirit animals. I pretty sure I have a spirt puppet and his name is either Statler or Waldorf.
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@PatUnleashed -> praying for ya buddy
Went with Mrs PP to boots today to get her make up. Ended up spending Β£40 on anti ageing stuff for me!! #imonly31
Feeling old when @aaroncarter is following you and you remember when he was like 10 #imonly31 #old #howdidthishappen
@dallassmith I rocked out to some Default on my way to work...brings me back to my younger days #thatmakesmesoundold #imnot #imonly31
I'm making apple cider from scratch and I keep alternating btwn 'this is fun!' And 'geez I'm old'. #dadlife #overthehill #imonly31
When people my age say they are too old to stay up for concerts... #imonly31
@JLong36 One day I'll know what it's like to be a fan of a successful pro football team. #ImOnly31 #dammitCleveland
You know you've truly come of age when @guardiangardens favourites your tweet about @BBCTheArchers #MiddleClassAndMiddleAged #ImOnly31
I feel like an old ass, starting to use Twitter and I'm very confused - good thing @drenner327 is a pro #whereisthelikebutton #imonly31
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