Top Tweets for #incarceritis
You can HEAR this face coming from officers when they call in for medics for someone they are arresting that “suddenly” has a “medical problem”. (Ie “I hurt everywhere...oh my goooooooood” heard in the background after they had the energy to run 😑) #Incarceritis
Currently have a male at the jail suffering from this...anyone not in law enforcement heard of it before? #incarceritis #TheStruggleIsReal #urbandictionary
Take your Coumadin every day and get your INR done when we tell you. Wash your hands. Vaccinate. Don’t mix alcohol and meds. Don’t stick things up your rectum. Faking sick when you get arrested won’t keep you out of jail. #incarceritis #MedTwitter #myEMSday #cardiotwitter
Based on your medical specialty, what pieces of medical advice would you give to all the world?
As a nurse: never ignore a wound on your foot, always vaccinate, and for the love of god, turn your face when you cough, and cover your mouth (not with your hands).
#MedTwitter
Oh look at that....came down with a strong bout of #incarceritis.
#whataflake
#dontdothecrime
#ifyacantdothetime
Park Ridge is taking over, 1 offender was transported by EMS
Heroin user who didn't get his high today.
Has a "collapsing esophagus" since last year.
Has a warrant.
Suddenly hasn't eaten in a month and needs to go to the hospital.
Unofficial diagnosis: #incarceritis
#PlayingDatGame
#Jailitis or #incarceritis an acute often made-up condition which affects those about to be arrested. Beware both conditions are highly contagious. The symptoms come in multiple forms, in an attempt to keep from going to jail. #Headaches #ChestPains 😉
You won’t need to be screaming if you don’t resist the police! Damn, are they going to get it? #LivePD #LivePdNation #incarceritis
Attention, #Incarceritis symptoms usually begin once handcuffs are applied.
Symptoms may include: hyperventilating, vomiting, dry heaves, eyes rolling up in head, stiffening of the body, fake seizures and fake anxiety attacks.
#LivePD
When you run from the cops, scrape your elbow, and suffer from difficulty breathing. #incarceritis https://t.co/8jgQPcWKX3
Foot Pursuit: 108th & Larimore Ave. Suspect involved in assault fleeing from police, setting up perimeter, K9 in the area.
And then no ambulance care is required. #Incarceritis
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