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Cancels one class, comes back and forgets what year it is. #jeffthoughts
How many people from Norway are here? #jeffthoughts
Actor: Everything is improvisational under my soliloquies
Jeff: Oh God
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"Hamlet starring David Tennant. Yeaahhhhh." #jeffthoughts
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Elias Samson reminds me of Sandow a little bit in his look. Also why if you play guitar do you have to be a heel #jeffthoughts
If i had a peanut allergy and a bag of Reese's Eggs in front of me, I'd risk it #JeffThoughts
What if the only way to draw perfect electricity is to be electrocuted while you are drawing it.... #JeffThoughts
Assuming it wouldn't maul you, I would like to ride a hippo. On land and on the bottom of the river. #JeffThoughts
Boatercycles would be a way cooler name for jet skis #jeffthoughts
How do Q-tips manage to stay in business? I've had the same box of 500 since I've started school four years ago #JeffThoughts
So excited for @Lesdoggg & @katemckinnon to get the #Ghostbusters chance #jeffs2sense #jeffgoldblumthecat #dearjeff #jeffthoughts
MOLE OR NIPPLE!!!?!?!?!? MOLE OR NIPPLE!?!?!? I NEED TO KNOW! #jlo #livetweeting #goldenglobes #jeffgoldblumthecat #jeffthoughts
At least you can just get drunk now @AllisonBJanney #livetweeting #goldenglobes #jeffgoldblumthecat #jeffthoughts
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