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Marti Pellow went to the doctors with suspected arthritis.
Doctor: Where does it hurt?
Marti: I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes.
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Doctor, Doctor. My leg won't stop mooing.
Hmmm...you appear to have a calf injury.
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Iβve started a charity for dried grapes.
Iβm raisin awareness.
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I missed a phone call earlier, it went to voicemail. All I heard was sneezing, I hate these cold-callers!#JokeTuesday
Just been asked by someone if I can send pictures of my forearms.
I said I canβt because Iβve only got two.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta #joketuesday
#JokeTuesday What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
#joketuesday Whatβs the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
#JokeTuesday What do you call a soccer player that always keeps the field neat and tidy?
The Sweeper
#JokeTuesday What is a boxers favorite part of a joke?
The Punch Line!
#JokeTuesday Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at mid-field?
He was trying to make ends meet
@JoeStephenson96 maybe you should buy a married one next time!! π€£π€£π€£ #joketuesday #justforlaughs
Went to the hospital yesterday and said, βIβve been bitten by a wolfβ
They said βWhere?β
I said βno just an ordinary oneβ
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Q. Why didnβt the lump of cheese want to be sliced? A. He had grater plans #jokeTuesday
#joketuesday I know itβs bad π so bad that itβs good π€£π€£π€£
Why canβt you say a joke on ice?
- because it might crack upπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Knock Knock! Whos there? Boo. Boo who? Dont cry! Iβm just a Halloween trick or treater! #JokeTuesday #DadJoke #Halloween
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