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Throwback thwednesday to my big break into parenting comics #justparentingthings
My little one stuck this bow on me this morning and I have been wearing it all day. #justparentingthings

Kid's getting smarter these days
I'm whistling the tune for Arabic Kuthu (his favorite song - like 100x a day type song) & he's voicing out "Pitha Pitha Pitha Pitha" along with me ๐ ๐
#justparentingthings #arabickuthu
Pretending my coke is a coffee #justparentingthings

I just realized that I havenโt slept in and woke up saying โ that was the best sleep everโ in years ๐ญ๐๐ #justparentingthings
So, my kid realized I was enjoying my sunday while he was watching tv and thought heโd join in on the fun.
Pop art masterpiece.
#art #justparentingthings

Never knew I'd be so obsessed with poop and be so happy to see it, before I had kids! ๐๐
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Why yes I have snacked a little bit on the kids candy whilst they're out doing easter sunday things (and I'm doing all the laundry and dishes that have backed up.)
That way I get some candy, and they get less candy.
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If your toddler isnโt coughing directly into your open mouth, are they even really sick? #justparentingthings
Watch #MickeyMouseClubhouse the right way:
Mickey and the gang are acolytes.
The Mouskadoer is a ancient god; provider.
Toodles is the physical agency of that god; is invoked by ritual song.
#justparentingthings #MickeyMouse #occult
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Had a dream I had a kid. Couldnโt find a car seat though, so i strapped that bitch to the side of my car. Same thing really ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ #JustParentingThings
Sneak peek of what's to come this week. #podcast #truecrimepodcast #justparentingthings #homiesandhomicide

it ur not old enough to realize the real problems in WILLY WONKA were the parents then ur not old enough to have kids, please return ur baby to the nearest orphanage. #justparentingthings #movies #willywonka #lifeprotips #whyiswillywonkaisoverpartyatagreallytwittersmh
My daughter has been watching this streamer named Tommy Innit and she really enjoys it! She calls herself an "inniter" which is kind of strange but I'll adjust! #justparentingthings
8x Awake, 13x restless. Already looking forward to an afternoon nap ...
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When kids donโt wanna eat... give them daddy issues that will stick with them for the rest of their lives #justparentingthings
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