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I know I should be extremely thankful I didn't break anything including the 44lb crate of gearboxes I was carrying but MOTHERFUCKER this shit hurtssssss πππ
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Who knew I'd be the one taking a trip? π€¦ββοΈ#klutzproblems
Good news is my knee worked as "needed" for Grey Cup. (See what I did there? π)
Rage and I are both a little sleep-drunk rn and, long story short, he thinks it's hilarious that I'm going to have to try and navigate this maze in the dark when I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. -.-
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How is it I can kill a mosquito with the stealth of a panther (haha) but I can't catch a stupid ball?! LOL #KlutzProblems
That moment when you know youβre gonna have a killer bruise in the next couple of days, but for now, youβll just sound like a whimp #KlutzProblems
If anyone has an idea how I got a massive bruise on my hand -- kindly let me know.
KThxBye.
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Please oh please let THIS be the day... when I finally eat more food than I wear? #klutzproblems
No idea where these bruises came from... #klutzproblems
That one friend whom you should never trust with the food tray... ππ¬ #KlutzProblems #NRDD https://t.co/LFT2vfB6ok
My laptop is like a pet. It gets a bath every now and then. #klutzproblems
My wife just stabbed herself in the wrist with a fork hard enough to bleed while trying to open our son's piggybank for him. #KlutzProblems
I like to trip....over my own feet #klutzproblems
It's so icy out that my roomie told me to never go outside, because I'd probably fall and die.... so stay safe out there. #klutzproblems
I wish I weren't such a messy eater... Hoping this Papa John's garlic sauce comes out of my scrubs! #klutzproblems
I can't tell if I'm achy because I'm getting sick or if I'm achy because I fell down a hill yesterday. #klutzproblems π³
I honestly can't have anything nice. #klutzproblems
Professor: "Write a creative story if you were a superhero what your kryptonite would be" Me: "My Two Left Feet!" #klutzproblems #trippin
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