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Ever since @levarius became addicted to @KinderBuenoUS, our house has just been a bunch of bueno/no bueno jokes based on if he has a new bag or ate them all. #levquotes
*scene: anniversary dinner, patio with view of the blue moon*
"Isn't it pretty?"
"... What? Oh. Sorry, I was thinking about @TheRealBuzz punching a flat earther in the face." #levquotes @levarius
"You know what's weird... That scone is a food item, but a sconce is a light fixture." @levarius #levquotes (sleep deprivation is getting to him)
"Umbrella just sounds like you forgot the word and then quickly remembered. Ummmm-Brella." -@levarius #LevQuotes
Alright, time to get out of the house... Lev has started calling omelettes "ques-egg-dillas" #levquotes
"Catchy Song is way too much of a banger to be wasted at bar mitzvahs." -@levarius #levquotes #LegoMovie2 #thissongisnowstuckinsideyourhead
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"Let's go look at pendant lighting before your buzz wears off" - @levarius #levquotes #sundayshopping #ginsbuildingourhome
"Nice to meet... Nice to FEET you!" Said @levarius as he shook my foot like a hand and laughed at himself. #couchlife #levquotes
"You could have a tapeworm from floating the river with that open wound." -me
"I hope it is handy and has little tick marks on it so I know how long it is... Because... It's a measuring tapeworm" -@levarius #levquotes
*at a Mexican restaurant*
@kelseymcg20: "oh no, they got their cheese before their chips!"
Me: "that really is the worst queso-nario." #levquotes
"...You used the scientific name, so I did, too." - me
"Orca? What else would I call it? Free Willy?" - @levarius
"... ... ... Killer whale." - me
#levquotes
#failwhale
"Kelsey, will you please peel the yams?" - @kayelem
"More like peel the yums, amirite??" -@levarius #thanksgiving #LevQuotes
"John Wayne would not have made it in today's Hollywood... He is a one trick pony.... Get it?" @levarius #levquotes
*moves wine bottle off bedside table*
"OK, but if I fall asleep with this here, it says a lot about me as a person." -@levarius #LevQuotes
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