#marriedmanproblems - Twitter Hashtag

over 5 years ago

When the wife forbids you from trimming your goatee in the sink because of the mess it makes. You have to be creative. So I did it outside on the lawn. Jack was telling me if I missed a spot. Lol. #truestory #marriedmanproblems

DanielNoyolaJr's tweet photo. When the wife forbids you from trimming your goatee in the sink because of the mess it makes. You have to be creative. So I did it outside on the lawn. Jack was telling me if I missed a spot. Lol. #truestory #marriedmanproblems https://t.co/HNx1sjlPef

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Saravana Priyan @saravnapriyan

over 5 years ago

Easy to convince parents, friends, co-workers and relatives to move away from Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp but not my wife! Absolutely zero care for privacy. #marriedmanproblems

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Danny Noyola Jr @DanielNoyolaJr

almost 6 years ago

When your wife tells you to help mow the lawn but you fail to accomplish your task without her aid, you get sent to the corner and have to ponder your mistakes. Lol. #marriedmanproblems #ReadyToGoBackToWork

DanielNoyolaJr's tweet photo. When your wife tells you to help mow the lawn but you fail to accomplish your task without her aid, you get sent to the corner and have to ponder your mistakes. Lol. #marriedmanproblems #ReadyToGoBackToWork https://t.co/BC4dZv7DRn

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Danny Noyola Jr @DanielNoyolaJr

about 6 years ago · Corpus Christi

We were going to have food delivered & enjoy a meal together. We couldn't agree so we ordered from TWO different places. One for her & one for me. These things happen. Question is how did I end up paying for both? Wife must have "Jedi Mind Tricked" me. Lol. #marriedmanproblems

DanielNoyolaJr's tweet photo. We were going to have food delivered & enjoy a meal together. We couldn't agree so we ordered from TWO different places. One for her & one for me. These things happen. Question is how did I end up paying for both? Wife must have "Jedi Mind Tricked" me. Lol. #marriedmanproblems https://t.co/8vUJfsQrgR

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Danny Noyola Jr @DanielNoyolaJr

about 7 years ago

My wife keeps talking about Louis Vuitton purses and all I talk about is wanting more velcro for my wallet. My wife keeps talking about Steve Madden shoes and all I want is more velcro for my footwear. #marriedmanproblems #VelcroForLife Lol.

DanielNoyolaJr's tweet photo. My wife keeps talking about Louis Vuitton purses and all I talk about is wanting more velcro for my wallet. My wife keeps talking about Steve Madden shoes and all I want is more velcro for my footwear. #marriedmanproblems #VelcroForLife Lol. https://t.co/tzUuYVhYmB

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Danny Noyola Jr @DanielNoyolaJr

about 7 years ago

My wife carries a large purse. I asked "what items in there will you not use?" She said her wallet first. So I stopped her mid sentence & said, "So you're not even going to offer to pay for anything while we are out?" She said, "You catch on quick sucka." #marriedmanproblems lol.

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sandman

@arv_sandman

about 8 years ago

@WBrettWilson If I pretend to be a parody account can we have a discussion where you buy me a new driver because my wife won’t! Btw you are the man. #marriedmanproblems

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