Top Tweets for #memoryofafish
"don't give oomf your phone number" I literally cannot remember mine 🐟#MemoryOfAFish
"don't give oomf your phone number" oomfs have been in my house

You know it was the right time to stop writing for the day when you can’t remember what you were about to do 30 seconds later at least 5 times in the last 2 minutes…… #hyperfocus #WordsGoneToo #MemoryOfAFish #FallBackOnRoutinesToFunction
Was deep in thought at work.... walked through a door.... completely forgot what i was thinking about...... decided to turn around and walk back through the same door in hopes to remember again.
#old #memoryofafish
How come you can go from having confidence in your knowledge, to your brain becoming a complete sieve 4 DAYS(!!) before you’re assessed on it?!! Or is this just me 🤦♀️😳 #sendhelp #memoryofafish #dontscrewupnow #traineefirefighter

Which makes up 60% of our trade as a nation. Once again, the negative and postmodernist views are padlocking the prosperity of Scotland. Why are we evening talking about Indy?? Been in power for 13 years with a tissue paper economic plan. #memoryofafish
@hull_libraries Not sure we count, but one of our favourite jokes ever is this beauty...
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "You know how to drive this?"
#Classic
#MemoryOfAFish
@half__ro @CarersIreland @joanburton @labour Yeah, not like she had anything to do with cuts on benefits for disabled people, bus pases, medical cards or all kinds of support to the most vulnerable... 🤦🏻♂️ #memoryofafish
Using this Twitter account as I have totally forgotten my log in on my other one 🙈 #memoryofafish
Wish snapchat saved the convo I always forget what I've written then confused when people reply #memoryofafish
Memory of a goldfish? Actually fish can recall events 12 days ago ... https://t.co/GfBs5AkQaK #MemoryofaFish
The amount of times I have to click 'forgotten password' is ridiculous.. it's becoming a regular occurrence 🙄#memoryofafish
How did I completly forget about the game tonight🙃🙃 #memoryofafish
@JamesLea300 literally a joke I've only just set it up aswel 😩😂 #memoryofafish
I am forever forgetting my passwords and resetting them allllllll the time 🙄 #memoryofafish
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