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Had to pop to Tesco last night as my mums order for the holiday house was minus 20 item tut tutโฆ..wanted to end it all on the way tbh ๐๐ซ
Tesco Hornchurch, you were a fucking dream ๐ค๐ป easier than on a normal day.
10/10
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Tried to get the Glider on two occasions tonight but opted for a taxi on one occasion and walked on the other because it was a 20 minute wait in the bitter cold for the next one. #belfast #middleagedtweets
Iโve bought a rice cooker #MiddleAgedTweets
Gusto?
Guessing heโs a box to box (third one free) player?
Iโll get my coat #MiddleAgedTweets
Those who suggested the shark steam mop are getting a thumbs up from me #middleagedtweets
Slow cookers really are marvellous. Considering getting an Air Fryer soon. Anyone have one? Are they good or just a bit of a gimmick? #airfryer #middleagedtweets #slowcooker
Hi light of my day yesterday - finally getting a new working thermostat for the houseโฆ Iโm a few weeks off 50 guys so expect more of these scintillating #middleagedtweets
Got a tip from my eye doc that Iโm passing along: every 20 minutes, look away from the screen and zone out for 20 seconds. (Adorably called the 20/20 rule). #middleagedtweets #eyestrain
Bought a shed earlier. Now watching a Take That documentary. Reappraising my crush on Jason. Thinking Howard was underrated. #middleagedtweets
I'm unreasonably excited by how easy it was to go from "due to colds we're running a bit low on loo roll, I should move our delivery forward" to receiving a loo roll delivery this morning without having to leave the house. #MiddleAgedTweets
#MiddleAgedTweets I was standing in one place, turned to look at something without moving my feet, and my knee made a loud "POP" noise. I'm fine, of course, but freaked me out.
Just saved 160 quids on my car insurance #middleagedtweets
can anyone recommend a good mattress? #middleagedtweets
You know, I was cool and young once, out til all hours and sleeping in late. Tonight, I googled apple recipes I could freeze and thought about how the old guy down the road from us who gave away apples for Halloween was really on to something. #MiddleAgedTweets
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