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A British police helicopter accidentally drew something VERY unfortunate on a flight-tracking map. ππ
The police insist it was a coincidence.
Of course it was. π
#comedy #satire #policehelicopter #britishhumour #noahbjackman
Apparently, you can now get paid to walk robot dogs. π€π
We've invented dogs that don't need walking⦠and somehow created a job walking them.
Humanity never disappoints. π
#Comedy #Sarcasm #RobotDogs #Technology #BritishHumour #NoahBJackman
Imagine losing your job because you refused to put pineapple on a pizza. πππ
Somewhere in Italy, a grandmother is preparing a medal of honour.
#Comedy #Sarcasm #PineapplePizza #ItalianFood #BritishHumour #NoahBJackman
Only in Britain do we build an enormous version of someone just to set it on fire. π₯π
Personally, I think this tradition has enormous potential for annual performance reviews.
HR might disagree.
#Comedy #Satire #BonfireNight #BritishHumour #NoahBJackman
Apparently, we're supposed to prepare for 72 hours of emergency survival. Water, food, batteriesβ¦ and possibly wine and mascara. π·π
If civilisation collapses, I expect to look fabulous.
#Comedy #Satire #BritishHumour #SurvivalKit #NoahBJackman
Imagine getting a supermarket loyalty card tattooed on your armβ¦ only to discover you can't afford to shop there anymore. ππ
That's commitment. Unfortunately, the relationship didn't work out.
#Comedy #Sarcasm #Tesco #BritishHumour #NoahBJackman
If youβre haunting my house, youβre contributing to the bills. π»π
#shorts #humor #relatable #noahbjackman #unfoutsider
WHAT IS THIS?! π
Track 1. The chaos starts here.
UNFILTERED β OUT NOW.
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This Doesnβt Feel Right β Acoustic.
Recorded late last night. Just me and the song.
UNFILTERED β OUT NOW.
#acoustic #music #newmusic #noahbjackman #unfiltered
Unfiltered:
No second version. No edit. UNFILTERED β TOMORROW.
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Two Versions of Me β Acoustic:
A different side of Two Versions of Me. πΈ UNFILTERED arrives tomorrow.
#newmusic #newalbum #noahbjackman #unfiltered
Track 5. Two voices. Both mine. Neither one willing to shut up. π TWO VERSIONS OF ME. UNFILTERED β September 11.
#unfiltered #noahbjackman #newmusic #newalbum
#unfoutsider
Track 4. Everyoneβs performing. The question is: who are you when the audience disappears? UNFILTERED β September 11.
#unfiltered #noahbjackman #newmusic #newalbum
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Track 3. Everything can look perfectly fine and still feel completely wrong. THIS DOESNβT FEEL RIGHT. UNFILTERED β September 11.
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How much of yourself can you edit before you stop sounding like yourself?
9 days until UNFILTERED.
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Every song tells part of the story.
Tomorrow, you hear the truth.
UNFILTERED.
#Unfiltered #NoahBJackman #OutTomorrow #NewMusic #NewSingle #MusicRelease #IndependentArtist #Spotify #unfoutsider
Look what I found hiding in the archivesβ¦ π The day I did a gig with Lewis Capaldi. Along with thousands of other people. Without him knowing. π
#lewiscapaldi #Smule #duet #coversongs #singing #throwback #foundinthearchives #music #noahbjackman
Some songs ask questions.
Some songs answer them.
This Is Me.
Coming soon.
#noahbjackman
#thisisme
#newmusic
#newsingle #ComingSoon
Two Versions of Me | OUT NOW
There are always two versions of us.
The one people meet.
And the one that survives.
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I was supposed to open Wireless Festival this year⦠but yeah⦠things got messy.
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