Noah B Jackman

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[Noah B Jackman @thenoahbjackman]

The Finnish Embassy announced it was closing for ONE DAY… and somehow went viral with millions of views! 😂📱 Meanwhile, content creators spend hours editing videos for 47 views. Make it make sense!

#SocialMedia #ViralNews #Instagram #BritishHumour #Comedy #Shorts

[Noah B Jackman @thenoahbjackman]

Pay 40p to use a public toilet in Devon… and you might need the FIRE BRIGADE to get out! 🚽🚒😂 Not once, but TWICE in the same cubicle! Britain's most exclusive escape room?

#BritishHumour #Devon #PublicToilets #Comedy #Satire #Shorts

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FIVE full-time jobs. 183 working hours a week. And only 168 hours in a week! 😂💼 Apparently, this man discovered a secret 8th day of the week… and forgot to tell the rest of us!

#BritishHumour #WorkLife #Fraud #BritishComedy #Satire #Shorts

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A school complained about a child's SOCKS! 🧦😂 Forget maths, English and science… apparently the real threat to education is a dangerous ankle pattern!

#SchoolUniform #Education #BritishHumour #SchoolRules #Comedy #Shorts

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Pay for your accommodation. Pay a cleaning fee. Then clean the entire place yourself?! 😂🧹 I'm sorry, am I on holiday or have I just started a new job?!

#Airbnb #TravelHumour #BritishComedy #ConsumerRights #Satire #Shorts

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54% of British shop workers face abuse every week. Over biscuits, refunds and things completely beyond their control! 🤦‍♂️ Since when did “the customer is always right” become permission to behave like a toddler? 😂🍸

#BritishHumour #RetailWorkers #CustomerService #Satire #Comedy

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Dele Alli lost a video game bet, wore an Arsenal shirt and apparently couldn't live with the consequences! 😂⚽ Football loyalty has officially gone too far.

#FootballHumour #delealli #Arsenal #Tottenham #britishcomedy #shorts

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Apparently, even fish have identity problems now! 🐟😂 Different fish, similar name, similar price… but what exactly are we buying?!

#britishhumour #supermarket #ConsumerRights #satire #comedy #shorts

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200 pages to complain about a missed bin collection?! 😂 AI is turning everyday complaints into legal dissertations. And the bin is STILL outside! 🤖🗑️

#britishhumour #aigenerated #bureaucracy #comedy #unfilteredoutsider #shorts

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THE HOOLIGANS WITH HOMEWORK ⚽

Teenage football hooligans organising trouble on social media… while still having homework and a bedtime. What happened to just stealing someone's pencil case?! 😂

#FootballHooligans #FootballCulture #BritishHumour #Satire #SocialCommentary

[Noah B Jackman @thenoahbjackman]

THE CLICKING CRICKETER 🏏

A cricketer allegedly cheated by CLICKING HIS FINGERS. Forget performance-enhancing drugs. Apparently, all you need now is jazz hands. 😂

#Cricket #SportsNews #Cheating #BritishHumour #Satire #Shorts

[Noah B Jackman @thenoahbjackman]

THE SECRET CAMERA GENERATION 👓

People are secretly filming strangers with smart glasses for social media. Because apparently, even going out for a coffee now means you might end up in someone else's content. 🙄

#SmartGlasses #Privacy #SocialMedia #BritishHumour #Satire

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**THE SALARY SECRET 💷**

“Competitive salary.” Competitive with WHAT?! 😂

Why do companies advertise absolutely everything about a job except how much they're willing to pay?

#jobadverts #salarytransparency #workhumor #britishhumour #satire

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**THE ALGORITHM IS IN TROUBLE 📱**

Watch ONE video about pasta and suddenly you're training to become an Italian chef. Apparently, the algorithm knows what you want better than you do. 😂

#tiktokalgorithm #socialmediamarketing #algorithms #britishhumour #satire #shorts

[Noah B Jackman @thenoahbjackman]

**THE CHRISTMAS AD CRIME 🎄**

Imagine being investigated at work for actually helping a customer. Apparently, even Christmas kindness needs management approval. 😂

#Tesco #christmasadvert #britishhumour #satire #shorts

[Noah B Jackman @thenoahbjackman]

A British police helicopter accidentally drew something VERY unfortunate on a flight-tracking map. 🚁😂

The police insist it was a coincidence.

Of course it was. 😏

#comedy #satire #policehelicopter #britishhumour #noahbjackman

[Noah B Jackman @thenoahbjackman]

Apparently, you can now get paid to walk robot dogs. 🤖🐕

We've invented dogs that don't need walking… and somehow created a job walking them.

Humanity never disappoints. 😂

#Comedy #Sarcasm #RobotDogs #Technology #BritishHumour #NoahBJackman

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Imagine losing your job because you refused to put pineapple on a pizza. 🍍🍕😂

Somewhere in Italy, a grandmother is preparing a medal of honour.

#Comedy #Sarcasm #PineapplePizza #ItalianFood #BritishHumour #NoahBJackman

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Only in Britain do we build an enormous version of someone just to set it on fire. 🔥😂

Personally, I think this tradition has enormous potential for annual performance reviews.

HR might disagree.

#Comedy #Satire #BonfireNight #BritishHumour #NoahBJackman

[Noah B Jackman @thenoahbjackman]

Apparently, we're supposed to prepare for 72 hours of emergency survival. Water, food, batteries… and possibly wine and mascara. 🍷😂

If civilisation collapses, I expect to look fabulous.

#Comedy #Satire #BritishHumour #SurvivalKit #NoahBJackman