Top Tweets for #notToDayKid
Wow. My kids can go from fine to super crabby in about 2 seconds. Let's see how cheerful they are when I take their phones away. #GetRidOfTheAttitude #NotTodayKid #ImStillYourParent
Itβs this kind of morning!
Zooms and πβs, Squish and Bear
#thetaleofthreepups #zoomies #nottodaykid #dogsoftwitter
@fastbreakbreak @HaleyOSomething Stuff like this is so cute. Lakers won by 12. Dieng 14 points. James 32. #NotTodayKid
Yesterday #bikekid complained of the morning cold. #NotTodayKid. Got that rain cover on to block the wind. She was stoked. #biketoschool #bikingfam
@jackmorrisx17 I bet the @ShawnMichaels of 2019 would do it w/ absolute pleasure... rather than the HBK from 13 yrs ago, who didn't! π±π Although it is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard! #NotTodayKid π
I have to say @jackmorrisx17 is a young, promising talent. Defo one to watch! Keep an eye on him! #NotTodayKid π #shhh
My 9 year old just tried to call me out βOh youβre finally awake?β, yeah bro Iβve been awake for hours dealing with your little brother. #nottodaykid
Customer:
Can I have a water, and a Budweiser on draft?
Me:
Can I see your ID?
Customer:
......can I just have a water?
#nottodaykid
When they try to kill @Andalon2415 off, but you fly to the rescue.π― #Fortnite #NoScope #NotTodayKid #FortniteSeason6
Anyone elseβs kid ask to stay home from school today because #FortniteSeason6 starts today??? #nottodaykid #nope
@HomeProbably @just1fool My 9 y o son wanted one for birthday Hell no especially when my iPhone is like a 1 series #NotTodayKid
Harper just woke up the whole town of Stryker Bc she thinks the world is coming to the end over milk !! π³π‘ #nottodaykid
1st game/1st dub π
ππΎπ #HisTeamWasHoopin #25ThoughtHeCouldGuardHim #NotTodayKid #iWasLive #MVP
There is something so fulfilling about playing basketball with a 10 year old and sending his shot into the bleachers... #nottodaykid
The little girl sitting behind me keeps trying to hold my arm through the crack........π #nottodaykid
That's cute - Maddie thinks I'm sharing πππ #nottodaykid #myfav #dreamon @BlackburnBistro @CapeAnnChamber
I'm in the floor of the playroom, eating my lunch. Baby A slowly creeps over to me...smiling...hoping for a bite. #NotTodayKid
It's 1:10 am and Lemke just knocked on my door asking to hangout #nottodaykid
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