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Felt so cringe writing this, but so good. #OldManVibes #NotEven40.
I went back "home" today to my gym. It was good. The dopamine production and serotonin uptake was better than crypto has ever delivered.
I've been on a few rides to the moon, but a run is still the best ride.
My Fiancé’s Seeing AI app identified me as a 45 year old woman today in front of my Ss in case anyone is wondering why I’m sitting on the shower floor eating ice cream. #Blind #BlindTech #NotEven40
Asked my wife to pick up some vitamins for me... this is what she buys.
Oh, the shade... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Favorite #coworker told me she loved having me as her #workmom . A piece of me died cuz I thought we were #worksisters . #aging #oldage #noteven40
Why is GMail showing me ads saying my AARP membership has expired? Yes, my birthday is coming up, but this is a bit much. #NotEven40
Aaaargh! A woman just made her son get up to give me a seat on the bus. It’s clearly time to start walking to work. #silverhaired #naturalhighlights #auldwifie #noteven40
Who say no to homemade biscuits & sausage gravy? My grumpy old husband. #noteven40 #grumpyoldmen
A couple years back my dr told me the constant pain in my arms and legs wouldn't go away but get worse with age. I just celebrated another bday... the pain is getting pretty unbearable at times. 😕 #MSsucks #GettingOld #NotEven40
A BIG FAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GEORGE! @gpap45 Keep being awesome! 🎉 #HappyBirthday 🎂 #chef 👨🍳 #noteven40 #stillyoung 👶 #Brighton
A teenager at @ShopprsDrugMart asked me tonight if I wanted my seniors discount. This picture taken about 3-4 minutes after I got home. #not65 #noteven40

@GolfMonthly @AirdrieGolf with @V3CBY has to be over 30 years ago now, Jesus that makes me feel proper old!!! #noteven40
Post this week: pension statement, English Heritage info. Emails today: retirement planning and invite to Songs of Praise. Hmm... #noteven40
It pains me that a book I had as a child, and printed after I was born, is "vintage" #NotEven40 #StillAGreatBook https://t.co/c2ZQAvR15h
Leonardo da Vinci’s Life and Legacy, in a Vintage Pop-Up Book: https://t.co/nctZabLeFJ
Nothing makes you feel old like randomly throwing your back out and having to be sprayed w/ BenGay. #OldAge #NotEven40 #ThisSucks
I can't get up from *sitting* without grunting. Or sit down without grunting. Actually almost everything involves grunting. #NotEven40 https://t.co/Cvv9jnpuYg
#ImAtThatAge where I can no longer get up from crouching without grunting
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