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It is with a very mild melancholy that we must announce the “spring bounce” in border tariffs.
For British 🇬🇧 subjects:
visa and goods tariffs increase by the usual 50%
For Kentish citizens (of Kent) 🌰:
no increase as usual
#OurQuestIsToCongest
Brexit border chaos returns.
Holidays keep getting wrecked.
Give us back our Freedom of Movement. #Rejoin
We guarantee that this will be the case
#OurQuestIsToCongest
🚛 Operation Brock returned to the #M20 today... but council bosses fear new border check rules will spark even more delays https://t.co/lEKjSLMsKB
💶 BONUS SEASON 💶
We can confirm that we have reached 2023 congestion targets 5 mths ahead of schedule
We have stalled the progress of enough vehicles to reach the moon and back which is rather apt given the lunacy of Brexit
#OurQuestIsToCongest
https://t.co/SkVVO9CSpQ
#HALFTERM | As predicted #PortofDover is busy but traffic currently processing well and according to plan. Earlier IT issues at border resolved. Waiting times for cars and coaches now 60mins. @DFDSUKUpdates @POferriesupdate @Irish_Ferries
It's going to be a hectic bank holiday
https://t.co/FofdobzHxB
But it will be most welcome for most.
#OurQuestIsToCongest
"We understand this won't be welcome news for some..."
https://t.co/ebI2R3vKsz
You need to cut them to 5mph especially on motorways
#OurQuestIsToCongest
Cutting speed limits to 20mph does not really improve road safety - partly because drivers tend to ignore lower limits, a new study has found
https://t.co/9R1Qb0dVUy
We are naturally suspicious of the British and they appear to have used the pretext of Brexit to destroy their entire car industry simply to reduce the number of vehicles on the road in an attempt to prevent us from achieving our Quest To Congest
#OurQuestIsToCongest
#Typical
British Volt factory, was originally earmarked for Wales, got moved to Red Wall in time for Johnson announcement in Dec 2020, created much hope in NE, amid scepticism…
My understanding - Company wanted early access to as much as £30m of £100m Automotive Transformation Fund…
Citizens!
Despite this promising news, there is no room for complacency.
Just one cobnut G&T by way or celebration.
🍸
#OurQuestIsToCongest
Ben Nabarro “Total Uk trade 25 to 30% below its pre Brexit trend”. Especially big loss of high value professional service exports to EU.
This is a big drag on the economy.
@BorderKent Aha. #OurQuestIsToCongest now in stealth mode. Was this orchestrated by @fortaloos in the infamous portakabin?
We have not charged for consultancy services tendered out of respect
#OurQuestIsToCongest
they say Britain is no longer world-beating but who else has a 10-mile queue for anything
@martinmckee We will add it to the order of business but ^reducing^ congestion is not really our thing
#OurQuestIsToCongest
AS IF THIS IS A BAD THING
#OurQuestIsToCongest
One of the reasons UK productivity is not high enough is people are stuck too often in traffic jams. Too many local highway authorities want to regulate us to a standstill on the roads.
@CenturyAvocado @stephybatchelor @BorderKent @BorderKent new prototype? I know it goes against your #OurQuestIsToCongest mantra, however think of the kudos you’d get if you could get “Florries” up and running before #failingGrayling gets a sniff! Also the extra long runways needed will enhance the recent Kent lorry parks
“Queueage” is a Protected Designation of Origin under EU law
Only the ^roadside effluent^ that results from congestion of the M2, M20, M25 (J1-J5) or M26 can be termed “Queueage”
#OurQuestIsToCongest
#AndMakeMoneyFromDoingSo
🚛🚚💩TECHNICAL UPDATE💩🚚🚛
From today it is illegal to dump ^roadside effluent^ in Kentish waterways (of Kent)
British visitors must return all sewage resulting from vehicular congestion incidents - “Queueage” in technical terms - back over the border promptly
It's been hailed as a great day for east Kent https://t.co/5xjYYxHkHx
As is widely acknowledged we avoid complacency like the plague BUT…
We may pour ourselves a cobnut G&T or two 🍸🍸 to celebrate our contribution to this headline:
#OurQuestIsToCongest
https://t.co/iBnELKDD3D
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