Top Tweets for #parentlogic
Wouldn't spend £12 on a pack of new underwear for myself but would spend £60 on a coat for my child. #parentlogic
beli pampers extra dry lebih 10 ringgit dari biasa. ❌
beli pampers biasa = basuh toto 2 kali sminggu kat dobi (RM 10 x 2) ✅
#parentlogic
#MentalHealthAwareness
Me: OMG please take a nap! You never sleep for more than like 15 minutes at a time! I need a break!
Also me: ...He's been asleep for 10 whole minutes now... Should I check on him? Is he breathing? Do you think he is okay?! ...I'm gonna go check on him
#momlife #parentlogic
@ChadUcf @Dgyn14 I had an Irish Catholic boss once that I asked how he handled so many kids (6). He just looked at me and said, “Scott once they outnumber you it doesn’t make a difference how many there are.”
#ParentLogic
India can still recover from a -23.9% GDP under Modi's leadership but your life is ruined if you scored less than 90% on a unit test in 5th standard.
#Parentlogic
My son: Ma, I’m hungry!
Me: Me too! Let’s go to sleep! 😂 The sooner we go to sleep, the sooner we can get up and eat! #ParentLogic
Kid: Can I take an extra piece of candy for my mom/dad?
Me, 100% of the time: Yes!
Kid to parent:
Parents, your kids may be doing this. Who's to say? Presume they are. That means you may have half their candy.
#parentlogic
So Evie in the paddling pool at Matlock park, its raining. All the kids run to get shelter to avoid getting wet. It stops raining and kids go straight back into the water #Kidslogic #Parentlogic.
Miss May however carries on regardless #Aspis
#ParentLogic
The PAW Patrol get called for everything, rescue a cat on a silo, pull a statue out of the bay... But who pays them? The government? They bill people? How much do they charge? Are they covered by insurance?
#ToEarly
@Just_JD38 I asked my parents why we never went anywhere on spring break and they said “Because we have jobs, that’s why!” 😂 #parentlogic
It’s amazing how little your child needs to do to make you literally burst with pride #parentlogic
Get told I need to do something, do it, get yelled at for trying to do more. #parentlogic
My mom buys fruit at the store for both of us. I eat as much as I can, she eats none of it, and I get blamed for having to throw it away.
#parentlogic??
I love how my parents treat me like an adult and look for any chance to remind me I’m not a child any more, yet as soon as I tell them I want to try something new and different they try and talk me out of it because they wouldn’t be able to keep an eye on me #ParentLogic
Aimlessly scrolls down their @facebook feed for hours but God forbid I play video games during my free time! #parentlogic
My parents bought a portable ice maker for our upcoming camping trip but they thought buying a fridge with a built in ice maker was unnecessary. #ParentLogic
@JoeBudden Lol being quiet as can be, just to maximize the free time. Even though you ain’t doing shit #parentlogic
Last Seen Hashtags on Sotwe
CPSAW26
Seen from Canada
omegle(**************) + filter:videos
Seen from Germany
点対称
Seen from United States
Teenager Teenager $
Seen from Brazil
sweden bnwo
Seen from United States
spy_hunter
Seen from Mexico
teenagee #momson #nolimit #teenagegirls
Seen from Canada
breathplay
Seen from Brazil
tenage
Seen from Brazil
teenager
Seen from Argentina
Most Popular Users
Elon Musk 
@elonmusk
241.2M followers
Barack Obama
@barackobama
119.1M followers
Cristiano Ronaldo
@cristiano
112.9M followers
Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtrump
111.8M followers
Narendra Modi
@narendramodi
107.1M followers
Rihanna
@rihanna
98.3M followers
NASA
@nasa
92.3M followers
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
91.5M followers
KATY PERRY
@katyperry
89M followers
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13
82.9M followers
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
74.4M followers
Virat Kohli
@imvkohli
71.9M followers
Kim Kardashian
@kimkardashian
70.5M followers
YouTube
@youtube
68.8M followers
Neymar Jr
@neymarjr
64.9M followers
Bill Gates
@billgates
64.6M followers
The Ellen Show
@theellenshow
62.4M followers
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez
62.1M followers
CNN
@cnn
61.8M followers
X
@x
60.8M followers