Me: OMG please take a nap! You never sleep for more than like 15 minutes at a time! I need a break!
Also me: ...He's been asleep for 10 whole minutes now... Should I check on him? Is he breathing? Do you think he is okay?! ...I'm gonna go check on him
#momlife#parentlogic
Me: Disney+ is great! I can share my Disney love with my toddler watching *basically* any Disney thing at any time without having to wait for it to air on TV or be released on DVD
Also me: I swear if I have to watch the one and only episode of Mickey Mouse Funhouse ONE MORE TIME!
I know I am late to this change... But WTH did they do to Rolly's voice (and his personality for that matter) on Puppy Dog Pals?! Soooooo cringey... I wanna turn it off but my son loves it 😭 #thingswedoforourkids#momlife
Don't feel guilty when you simulatenously love your children but also miss the way your life was before. It doesn't mean your are a bad parent. It just means you are human ❤️ #momlife
As the parent of two boys, I now understand the appeal of being trapped in an enchanted castle where literally anything else does all the cooking and cleaning... #momlife#sendhelp#wannabebelle