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@ReneePaquette Keep this one in your back pocket; “you get what you get and you don’t get upset!”😆
Things you never thought you'd have to say to another human being, in all seriousness: "Son, please stop petting your pancake." #parentting #parentphrases #childrendoweirdthings
@whithonea @Dads4Change @TABarronAuthor Kindness #schmindness, I am calling them as I see them. (And by the way, is #kindnessisntacompetition one of your #parentphrases from your book? It totally should be!) https://t.co/QvRDW0WJoS

Never thought I’d say the following when I became a parent:
“Please finish your polynomials before the party”
#parentphrases #parentingtips
Me to Robbie: "Please don't kiss the car." #parentphrases
Me: "Darling, you can't have that (stuffed) cat in your bed tonight."
4: "Why not?"
Me: "It's not a toy, it's a doorstop."
#parentphrases
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