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My neighbours kids are screaming hysterically in the garden because there is a spider on the trampoline 🕷
All I can hear is the Mum and Dad laughing hysterically 😂🤣
#PerksOfParenting
My 3yo told me he wanted cake this morning, so I’ve now had cake for 2 of my 3 meals today. I’m not even remotely upset about it.
#perksofparenting #cakesaturday
TFW your kid is finally old enough to do activities like Cub Scouts and you know you get to hit up peeps for fundraising after years of being a sucker for other people’s kids’ fundraisers…😈 #olderparent #perksofparenting #bouttocashin #muahahaha #scouts
@emmavj And there I was thinking I was bad for doing the Risky Business slide behind my mortified teen’s video lesson. (I was fully dressed) #perksofparenting
@johnlegend It gets BETTER.. soon you’ll be able to say things like “Luna, throw in a waffle/make a sandwich/pour some juice for your brother” and ... she will. #perksofparenting
Chris and I were just searching every corner of the house to find out where the rancid smell of a dead animal was coming from. We came to realize that it was actually Luca’s ass. 💩😷 #perksofparenting
@AashaCowey But isn’t eating your children’s chocolates and treats after they go to bed, part of the #perksofparenting 🤣
@carolmayterry @lucysaunderspr @ArchersCloud @Nynzi @Dark_Blue_Box @DoctorGOE @olympians @LadyDanni1 @MissKittenFilan @LilianHarry @FurnessGirl @JohnKav20922342 Haha! I bought that for one of them! #perksofparenting
Sometimes I think about the innocence of a child. Then I look over as my child throws my phone in the toilet #perksofparenting @UhOhSpaghettiJo
The moment when you try to discipline your 9 month old daughter and she in turn shows you how to not be disciplined :-) @waghsuruchi @mohitgundecha @pratikmunot21 @prchaudhari_007 #perksofparenting
@Joel_Resource @stefbull @WeAreResource @amynettleton1 @Elliot_Resource @YCH_MarkSephton @Kev_in_Housing @petebond7 @Fizz77 @DeskBuddyUK @Robert_Resource @FlayPetty @slawsy85 @BeckiePlusDane @NatPickford @Sandy_Macmillan @Kevin_Aster @IAmGavChahal @24housingsubs @adclarkie @DavidPipeCIH @abcdaveg @lindsayfelstead @TimFrier @RiversideIan @Stan_veer @MLawrenceJourno @RosieParkPR @theowalcott @22mosalah @SwannAmanda @OfficialPanini @Groupon_UK @AmazonUK @Nick_Resource @Lee_Resource @jamesh_resource Love those sweets Joel. #PerksOfParenting
Stickers are great too and I remember @24housing did a sticker book and the top swapsie at CIH conference was @nickatkin_hh Did you know this @vikkimack_hh @MattH_GPHG
I may have just eaten a whole bowl of Cerelac because why the hell not. #PerksOfParenting
And although she made me dry heave for 20 minutes this morning and now my face and throat hurts, I still can't wait to pop her out and show her off like "LOOOOOOOOK!!! I MAAAAAAAADE THIS!!!!!" 😍😍 Lol #perksOfParenting #prosandcons #worthit
I'm excited to have child of my own because now I can build a library of all my favorite children's books! #momtobe #perksofparenting ❤️😎📖📚
'opravičiti se kot Delo' - to že obvladata
'opravičiti se, kot da misliš resno' - na tem mormo pa še velik delat...
#perksofparenting
When your child projectile vomits all over you and a bit hits your mouth and try and stay calm for their sake... #perksofparenting #vom
That moment everyone's stuffing their face so it's quiet. #perksofparenting #someonedead? #theyrejusteating
Going to get DM a Kona truck to come for his birthday party.... but it's really just so I can have unlimited shaved ice. #PerksOfParenting
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