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@PompomPurin_cu Wanted to be a forensic entomologist, paleontologist, zoologist, or evolutionary biologist, but now I can barely get out of bed #lovemylife #pleasekillmenow
So fucking pissed it’s unreal. Everytime I come home the WiFi becomes more and more ass, and no one seems to want to fix it. EVERY DAMN TIME #pleasekillmenow
… des circonstances, des consignes strictes ont forcément été données, et des masques FFP2 prévus
Comme vous y allez, vous n’y pensez pas, enfin !
De simples masques chir selon la libre appréciation de chaque salarié
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Un amigo muy buena onda puso su camper y andamos patiperreando con él por acá. Lo malo es que pone "wena musica pal viaje 🎉🥳" con entusiasmo y me sale con "El ritmo de la noche" the sacados, "The sign"Ace of Base o peor, la musica de El simbolo.
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*pendant le meeting*
- Alors on aura toutes les promos et les prix pour vous en début de semaine prochaine!*
*15 minutes après le meeting*
- Caro? J’trouve pas les documents avec toutes les promos et les prix. C’est où dans l’système?
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My quarterback today. #PleaseKillMeNow

Just realised I've had my fan oven on grill mode. Tea should be interesting 🤦♂️
My week off can't come soon enough #losingit #FML #pleasekillmenow
"ശരിമ?" WTF! #PleaseKillMeNow
Conversations with my mom used to revolve, mainly, around her dealings with flea markets and junk shops. 🙄 Since her strokes in 2019, they now revolve around her meds and bowel movements. 😑
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I guess we had to be there
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Ma mère vient de découvrir Reface App... #PleaseKillMeNow
@WilburUncle @horriblelizard #AusPol #30-50WildBogRolls #ScottyFromMarketing #CrimeMinister #resist #danslifematters #LibSpill #KarenGate #PleaseKillMeNow 🤪🤪
@TimvandenI Hoe? Kan dat?
Die contact tracing werkt feilloos!
Bovendien zijn de gevolgen van al die versoepelingen van de afgelopen wel al keiduidelijk!
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Je viens de subir un torticolis aigu juste avant ma 1ère conférence du cycle de 6 (oui, un joli mois de mars en perspective)
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@Gra_Lopez_48 Acá en San Luis seguimos con 36°C y una térmica de 99999999999°C... #DNUInviernoYa #PleaseKillMeNow

Things I am good at: writing, baking cookies, playing video games, piano, walking my dogs, + more.
Things I discovered I am NOT good at: writing my author bio. 😶😶😶
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