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Reason I laugh when people say breastfed babies can go 14 days without a poo.... clearly someone hasn't told Harrison that.. #poomachine

Awake, nappy change, projectile vomit all over me on way to change nappy, underware change, get back in bed, baby poos again, nappy change #2, and now back to sleep.
The joys!
#babywontsleep #latenighttweet #poomachine #babydontcry.... #babydontcry
I poo'd in moms office floor last night. She's upset bc we have 2 xxxl litter pans in the house. I'm trying to not look her in the eye. She said I know better #cerebellarhypoplasia #wobblykitty #chkitty #chlove #poomachine

True meaning of puppy fat...
#betty #bettyboo #poomachine #diva #princess #puppy #pupsofinstagram #bulldog #bettythebully #loveher

Todays puppy spam #madam #betty #bettyboo #bettythebully #bulldog #pupsofinstagram #puppy #poomachine

@josstified @MerlinFlash Thank you for your concern about my #sensitivebumbletum but Iโve been fine! The grass at this time of year hasnโt caused me any problems at all, though the hooms are only letting me have small amounts at a time just in case... and I still have probiotics every day #poomachine
Excellent keynote talk from Peter McGoldrick of @UTAS_ talking about the geobiology of northern Australian SEDEX deposits, with some stunning pictures of early eukaryotic life at the 1.595 billion year old Century deposit @sga_2019 #poomachine

It's a crappy job but someone's gotta do it! This is the famous poo machine. Simulating digestion all day every day. Today I got to watch them feed the beast!
#poomachine #mona #scienceโฆ https://t.co/pfEMLTBVdX
This is what my bathroom smells like. A lot ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ #poomachine https://t.co/LWjM9HcmRm
2 teeth in, 1 on the way.
I can now predict when teeth are about to appear - child beats the world record for pooping.
10kg of poo out of a 9kg boy.
#dadlife #paternityfraternity #teethingmonster #poomachine
And the award for dirtiest horse on the yard goes to Teddy Pearson!!!! ๐ด๐ฉ #PooMachine


@HenryJackson87 @TheRedsPill I value my motor too much,perhaps we should create an Origi is shit touring car for all too use #PooMachine

@nicjohnson74 yep. It is important to express our displeasure at cold by pooing as much as is remotely possible #poomachine #chickenhour

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