Top Tweets for #properbants
The photocopier discussion you’re missing wfh #properbants
How to fix something:
-Say "let's have a look"
-Describe the brokenness
-Break it a bit more
-Say "nah it's broken"
-Place hands on hips
-Say “I’m not sure what you’ve done”
-Walk away looking concerned
In the office today & in all fairness I do miss the proper bants #properbants
I bought a new #dettol hand sanitiser today, purely because of their awesome cross track posters. #ProperBants @mallikakhanduri
@lmcknz4 I love my crap patter, but even I know that there's no one in our office What's Apping each other "can't wait to get into the office for Martin's jokes! #properbants"
Right. Nae c*nts signing off til we find out which offices are still getting funding for water coolers 😝😆😆😆
#properbants In the office? This is comedy gold in a "cringe" way 🤣
Choose death
Thought i'd update the #Dettol adverts, for #ProperBants. (please excuse the MS Paint job)
#ToryShambles #ToryChaos #ToryLiesCostLives #WorkSmartNotHard #Covid19 #ThursdayMotivation
Boris Johnson is a daft cunt #properbants
I couldn't resist, when I read this, I totally read it like Ewan McGregor from Trainspotting. Don't Choose Life, Choose WORK. Apologies for bad quality, I am noob. 😂#properbants #dettol #Trainspotting
@SpillerOfTea This simply reinforces why I'd prefer to work at home!
Plastic plants!!??
Carrying a handbag!!???
#properbants
Having a cry in the toilets because the job is sucking your soul away on a daily basis.
#properbants
If you were to ask us to describe what it would be like working for Paul Dipre or Graham Westley, it would probably look fairly similar to this.... #properbants
With every sentence this depresses me more. #properbants
Love being in big WeChat groups that have concurrent conversations about how we're all going to die from this virus, and is Aldi open? And if so, do they still have any of their fake Le Creuset range left? #ProperBants #KeepCalmAndGoToAldi #CoronaVirus
Amazing presentations at #WLPC EU Conference so far.
Get the summary TODAY on @WirelessBanter / @WiFiNinjas / @cleartosend feat @KeithRParsons of @wirelesslanpros
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NEWSFLASH 📸:
After a much lauded opening night @CrokePark the @spicegirls have decided to leave the roof open at Principality Stadium tonight, saying:
‘the show has been designed as an outdoor show, so this will work best’
#SpiceWorldCardiff #SpiceWorld #SpiceWorldTour2019
@Mickey_Helliet #properbants 😂
Sorry to see what happened tonight Mick.
Decisions don’t often seem to come out in favour of the smaller promoters, managers or trainers do they? #justsaying
@Southern_Trains whoever the driver is on the 21:49 from Streatham Common to Victoria tonight, never let him go! Best announcements on a train ever! #HappyInHisWork #ProperBants #GiveThatManARaise! 🤣🚆👍
@ThaBearded1 People chugging beers and filming it to post online. #properbants #chugchallenge #killmenow
If their off-stage banter is anything to go by they'll be great 🤣 https://t.co/mJuasDTXK1
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