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"It is better to be happy than to be rich and happiness lies in the heart rather than in the purse." - Charles Spurgeon
Obviously, this rule was taken out of the Rules of Acquisition at the Council of Nicaea
We need a Ferengi Reformation!
#StarTrek #Quark #rulesofacquisition #Latinum
Quark: Why are you being so nice to me?
Pel: For 20% of your profits, of course! #DS9 #RulesOfAcquisition #allstartrek
Zek hitting on Kira knowing she could probably kick his a** but can't. #DS9 #RulesOfAcquisition #allstartrek
@JanelleWaz The end result.
Don't worry: Zek only thought that Kira sat on a gummy Venus de Milo. #DS9 #RulesOfAcquisition #allstartrek
How you actually look while waving to that cutie across the room. #DS9 #RulesOfAcquisition #allstartrek
Rule 10: Greed is eternal! 💰 Chase profit forever, Ferengi way. #StarTrek #Ferengi #RulesOfAcquisition #Motivation 🌌
"Hear all, trust nothing."
#RulesOfAcquisition
The Lost Disco Hit: "If I Can't Have You, I'll Take Those Ten Bars of Latinum". #DS9 #RulesOfAcquisition #allstartrek
KIRA: They're greedy, misogynistic, untrustworthy little trolls, and I wouldn't turn my back on one of them for a second.
DAX: Neither would I. But once you accept that, you'll find they can be a lot of fun.
#DS9 #RulesOfAcquisition #allstartrek
Zek: You always know what to expect when you do business with the Ferengi.
Zek does have a point. Even if you think the Ferengi deal unfairly, they follow a specific set of rules. Learn those rules and you won't get cheated. #DS9 #RulesOfAcquisition #allstartrek
Rule of Acquisition time!
59: Free advice is seldom cheap.
22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss. #DS9 #RulesOfAcquisition #allstartrek
I like to think Morn is like Otis from The Andy Griffith show. #DS9 #RulesOfAcquisition #allstartrek
Commander Waz reporting for duty! Hope everyone had a good day. Tonight's lineup:
#TOS: #TheEnterpriseIncident
#TNG: #PreemptiveStrike
#DS9: #RulesOfAcquisition
#VOY: #TheKillingGame
#ENT: #Oasis
Take your stations and plot a course for #allstartrek!
Tonight's #AllStarTrek theme is: disguise!
#TheEnterpriseIncident (Kirk disguised as Romulan)
#PreemptiveStrike (Ro undercover as Maquis)
#RulesOfAcquisition (female Ferengi Pel disguised as male)
#TheKillingGame (new identifies in holodeck)
#Oasis (holograms pose as alive)
For a Ferengi, profit isn’t just a goal — it’s an identity. In business, staying profitable is what defines success.
Rule of Acquisition #18
A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all 💰🛡
#rulesofacquisition #rule18 #startrek #ferengi #businesswisdom #profit #success
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