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@ShaneEarle2 @OGMumblingNick @AvaRaiza @EkulPineapple The real trick is going to be telling the two of us apart. Lol
#SelfRoasted
@EvanAKilgore @LauraLoomer "NOBODY PAYS ME TO BE A RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! THAT'S WHO I AM!!!"
#boom #selfroasted
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ochroniarz : na świeżym powietrzu nie trzeba nosić maseczki
ja : wiem, jednak mam brzydki ryj
#selfroasted
UPS guy came to the door while I'm blasting Trolls soundtrack. #selfroasted
Ten minutes later, Andrew tags me in a channel-wide alert and says “go ahead, Morgan, do your thing” - bastard! I asked for 30 minutes and you give me 10? Pam was the only one at the table who was used to that kind of disappointment. #SelfRoasted
The fact that it took days for both hosts to follow this account is like @CoachJPruitt calling his own football program the Titanic. #boomroasted #selfroasted #comeonman
Lehtera’s looks like such a shitty skater, but hey - he’s playing for the Flyers and I play for a team that has the same jerseys but in beer league so..... #selfroasted
At a booth. @CorissaBaker: “You’re accidentally playing footsie with me” Me: “Yeah I cant help it you have clown shoes.” Cor: “...these used to be your shoes...” me: “oh.” #selfroasted
Ich habs geschafft! Video ist aufgenommen, die Nacht wird durchgeschnitten... :D
Roast yourself in a group chat so you don't get roasted #protip #roasted #selfroasted #groupchats #whatarethose #smartthinking
@sparklingdorimu I swear this is something you could say to me xDD #SelfRoasted https://t.co/7PfCz90NXi
#Libra you got millions of people you can talk with but you choose to talk the only one who don't care about you.
@a1exvenega5 no is self roast #selfroasted
@strippedsolo #selfroasted
Funny. Skip Bayless forgot to switch accounts praising himself on a Facebook Live stream
Sometimes I look in the mirror and think "Oh, not this guy again". Lol. #selfroasted
What sign is this ?
"You know what ! Get the fuck out! GO ! "
*leaves*
*gets phone call*
"SO YOU REALLY JUST GONNA FUCKING LEAVE ?!?"
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