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Me: Kobra Kai
4yo: (what 💯 sounds like) You Be High
#HeyGirlHEY #SheIsntWrong 🥴🤣 #SheCallsItLikeSheSeesIt #MiniMe
Scholar quote of the day:
Me: “What do you want to be when you grow up? Scholar: “an artist or a singer” Me: “You’d be a great teacher!” Scholar: “I don’t want to be a teacher, that’s too much work.”
#samegirlsame #sheisntwrong
Me: Hey, quick sanity check -
@JudeNicho: You are not sane. Done.
Me: 😳😳😂🤣🤣🤣 dude that HURT lmao.
Jude: well ask a silly question.....
I love my colleagues 😅 #StillGiggling #SheIsntWrong
"reporters today put advocacy above journalism.
They push political viewpoints & are willing to lie, twist, distort, omit, censor & cancel anything or anyone with an opposing view. They are oblivious to the harm they are doing. All who value liberty & free speech must push back"
When @Zombiesatemyze1 points out your laugh sounds like a damn RC car going up hill 🥴 #twitch #clips #roasted #SheIsntWrong
Me: "Sound it out. What letters make that sound?"
Kiddo: "You know, this would go a lot faster if you just told me how to spell it. Then we could go outside."
So, yeah, virtual learning is going well today.
#dadlife #sheisntwrong
If there were a drinking game that made you take a shot every time Kamala gave Mother's husband a look of "Mother Fucker Please" anyone who played it would be dead of alcohol poisoning w/in the first 30 min. #sheisntwrong #motherfuckerplease #VPDebate
Our toddler just stood on her tiptoes to open the fridge, peered inside, and then dramatically announced: MAMA! There is NO food in here.
Shamed by a two year old. #SheIsntWrong
#COVIDChronicles: 4/30/2020
Me: We went to PetSmart, and I bought you new toys. Why do you keep taking my shoes outside to play with?
Puppy: PetSmart didn’t have shoes.
#SheIsntWrong 🤦🏾♂️
Parents are no longer coming to visit next weekend. My child is sad. Says she doesn’t like this sickness bc it ruins everything. #sheisntwrong
@AdamSchefter In the words of my 4 year old.. "that's good, because Diggs is a cry baby!!" #sheisntwrong #vikingsfootball #skol #elloraycathleen
How did I ever forget about the WIP I started about two serial killers that end up falling in love after being v. annoyed that the authorities assumed they were working together??
#halfapoint #sheisntwrong #poorbeck
Scarlett: Mommy, you’re the best ever
me: no i think you’re the best ever
Scarlett: I know I am..
#sass #sheisntwrong 🙄
Today, my mother told me I was a curmudgeon as I complained about undergrad students but it’s okay because “all grad students are curmudgeon.” 😅 #sheisntwrong
My wife goes I knew every girl you dated before you took me out and they were all ugly. #sheisntwrong 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Addy: “Mom, you’re like a petite house cat. Because you nap a lot, you’re jumpy and you don’t like to get your hair wet.” #addygrace #sheisntwrong
Discussing how some of our plants didn’t grow. “Sometimes life gives you duds and sometimes milk duds give you life” 🤷🏽♀️ #sheisntwrong #3rdgradewisdom
If Trump spoke about my parent the way he has about her father, I’d say MUCH worse things about the asshole than this. 🤷🏼♀️ #sheisntwrong
Malia Obama's secret Facebook account reveals just how much former First Daughter hates Donald Trump https://t.co/aGN3dzgHn8
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