Top Tweets for #shitUserStory
As a valued LinkedIn member, I want to receive marketing messages so I can future-proof my career. #ShitUserStory
As a user, I want to input my identification card number and picture, so that I can book a court schedule in GBK #shituserstory
Funny UX story, mau booking lapangan di GBK via website, tapi harus isi profil nomor & foto KTP dulu. Buat apaa?
Jd gue masukin aja foto gambar asal, dan voila lulus validasi. Wkwk kocak
As a Twitter user on a mobile device
I want to click on a link in a tweet and when I return to the tweet have the feed refresh and the tweet buried
#shituserstory
As a...
– Twitter user
I want to...
– report blatantly racist, phobic, & violent content from accounts obviously created for the sole purpose of spreading such content
so that...
– I can get an email a few hours later to tell me Twitter's doing nothing about it
#ShitUserStory
As Adele,
I want to take away the shuffle button from all Spotify users on the Album page,
so that people can enjoy my music in the intended order of songs
#shituserstory
https://t.co/cuAqTPN2j7
As a...
– Facebook user
I want to...
– see my friends' birthdays precisely once a day, not on subsequent visits
so that...
– I can appreciate the fleeting nature of time & friendship, & be motivated to memorize the birthdays of 100s of ppl I talk to 2-3 times/year
#ShitUserStory
@ShitUserStory As an...
- Amazon Prime Video User
I want...
- searches that mostly return paid content
so that...
- I can waste time on every search trying to find what Amazon actually provides with their service
#ShitUserStory
As a...
– homeowner/renter
I want...
– bathroom sink & shower faucets with a span of 0.05° or less between ice cold & scalding hot
so that...
– I can conserve water
#ShitUserStory
As a
– Facebook user
I want to
– receive enigmatic notifications
So that
– I need to open the app to understand them and keep using it to improve some engagement metrics
#shitUserStory
As a...
- #AVLO website user,
I want to...
- create an account as a mandatory step before buying my train ticket,
So I can...
- start my search for a train over again without any previous data saved or filled.
#ShitUserStory
As a...
Magic Mouse user
I want to...
Flip over my Magic Mouse like a helpless turtle
So that...
I can break my flow state, take an unplanned coffee break, and return to my desk jittery and scatter-brained
@ShitUserStory #shituserstory @Apple #apple
@laurazoee As a potential customer, I want to be insulted by a brand so I can rethink my purchase decisions. #shituserstory
As a user of login forms,
I would like the form to hide the password field until I enter my username,
So that my password manager doesn't recognise the login form and annoyingly fill those fields out for me
#shituserstory @ShitUserStory
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