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Things I’ve learned today:
3 months postpartum & my college khakis don’t fit.
I’ve bought a lot of things over the years esp since having a baby…I should consider clothes 😂#shitllbuff #minusthebuttonsandseams
I might have implied a blind person doing a paint by number might have more success than what i have going on…
So that’s how well things are going this morning. I’m still laughing. Kinda.
#shitllbuff
Special place in hell for me.
No shame
Is it scary? Fuck yes. Do I know what I’m in for? Hell no, not exactly. But I’ll figure it out. #shitllbuff it’s a big change, but I refuse to stop wanting to grow & become better & do better. It’s a big change all around, but I’m gonna be excited & I should be too.
#shitllbuff eventually.
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Fun fact
If you replace Santa Claus w/ Auntie Claus is coming to town! Tjw is no longer impressed w/ Christmas music. maybe it was my singing
Idk #shitllbuff
Either way Auntie is on her way to be w/ her boys on this rainy Christmas morning
Hugs love & Christmas blessings to all
Ask tjw about my outfit I dare ya.
He may or may not be claiming me
#shitllbuff #iloveshania @ShaniaTwain
@BeckyBorron @zurickl Hugs.
Typical sammi respond is #shitllbuff
But I know how much you’re likely beating urself up for it and I get it.
No regrets momma, here’s to better opportunities ahead!!! You got this!💗
I walked around the office like Santa handing out all my baby tomatoes & a few decent sized ones.
Perhaps future me will be better prepared w/ a plan for the f’n plethora of tomatoes I have.
Current me should be considering some time off to make something outta them #shitllbuff
Some folks untangle their kiddos hair on the daily or perhaps make their horses mane a beautiful braid.
I untangle some of these beasts to find the ripe produce….
Can I get some detangler ova here?!
Imma need more garden space next year….mmhmmm #shitllbuff
Tjw said I needed to get a hobby that was relaxing ish.
Long story short it couldn’t be work, growing corn, working out, naps, eating, or reading books…so I planted flowers aaaand have attempted a garden.
Things have already died, twice. #shitllbuff
I’d show a photo but my sleepy morning slant eye savage look is a bit scary.
Or maybe it’s not the sleepy morning looks. Perhaps it’s the fat cheeks from lack of movement & excessive feed intake?! Minor details.
Hope my dress still fits…😳#shitllbuff can’t tone it, tan it.
Leaves for besties wedding in Mexico early on Tuesday.
So what am I doing today? I have the massive ladder in the house to clean. the ceiling fans, top windows, bugs in corners
Most floor boards have been scrubbed
Have I packed a thing? Nope.
#shitllbuff #2freebags #chuckitallin
I’m always skeptical of anything labeled mule that isn’t in a copper cup This one does not disappoint
Let’s see if it helps me handle a 7yo bday party w/ my mother who hates me & Larita (iykyk) in my dead dads house
If ya know a therapist maybe send the digits my way #shitllbuff
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