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“Is anyone scared of dragons anymore? I’m not. They’re cowards, I’ll get in a fight with one, EASY.” #ShitProfessorsSay
Teaching Social Network Theory in my grad class in 15 mins. I can just show the FB movie, right? #shitprofessorssay
@Camilla_Carrera A finished paper is automatically better than an unfinished paper. #shitprofessorssay
Today my professor questioned why Expo advertised their odorless markers because he "likes the way the markers smell" #ShitProfessorsSay
One of my professors just called @bobatl (B.o.B) "bob" and I'm legitimately shook. #shitprofessorssay
Nothing pisses off old men more than young people asking "why" and "prove it" so do it as often as possible #shitprofessorssay #ScienceMarch
"What is the other bone in the eardrum?" -professor
"Incus"- class
"Aren't those ancient people?"-professor 😂
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"My apologies, I'm human and thus a walking digression." #ShitProfessorsSay
"When I go to Smith's and buy poop with my card, the store takes that data."
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"See this would be wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong."
*quietly to herself* "Oh God, I sound like Donald Trump."
The number one use for the internet is porn. Now you'll know that for when you go on Jeopardy or something.
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I've got my crazy wild professor again. Will start quoting her with #ShitProfessorsSay
When your professor says "blasting ass" 😂
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Recommending a broadcast application of 82-0-0 is the quickest way to get fired from your consulting job. #shitprofessorssay
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