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When your "team" can't even decide on such a simple thing it
1. is not a team AT ALL
2. is a headless bunch of chickens
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DEFINE CODING STYLE GUIDELINES!
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Is your team split on camelCase vs snake_case? Having trouble deciding on whether to capitalise acronyms? Split the difference with sPonGEbOb cASe
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it's just a WARNING. WARNINGS can be ignored, they are just WARNINGS!
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#PSA: Wartungsaufwand ist Liebe โค๏ธ
Das ist alles Handarbeit!
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the only thing that's bigger than your laziness is your FUCKING STUPIDITY!
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NPM and Left-Pad: Have We Forgotten How to Program?... https://t.co/ZdnHGLDUyA
so @magento thinks 8-16 characters are enough for a #password?
GO BACK TO THE 90s YOU IDIOTS! #shittyprogrammertips
Code Dokumentation \o/ #shittyprogrammertips
hello @Bitdefender
i dont know what your crawler does but you your devs are idiots!
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using #ubuntu 10.04 as #dev server, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
hint: Unknown collation: 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'
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2866241 "notices" in error.log
*deactivates notices*
74994 "errors" in error.log
*deactivates #PHP strict mode*
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LEARN C, INSTEAD OF JUST STRINGING RANDOM CHARACTERS TOGETHER UNTIL IT COMPILES! #linus #shittyprogrammertips
getEULaender()
....
'AT' => __('Austria'),
'BE' => __('Belgien'),
'CN' => __('China'),
'CY' => __('Zypern'),
....
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Compression tip: send all your data in a smaller font. #shittyprogrammertips
"make websites" they said
"you only have to write it once and it works everywhere" they said
http://t.co/GCv2qndCbh #shittyprogrammertips
let's convert the entire codebase to @typescriptlang coz @angularjs uses it now. #shittyprogrammertips
Using null to represent no data is a pattern #shittyprogrammertips
coz if you test, it's gonna screw up your code and peace of mind and life and the rotation of earth around the sun. #shittyprogrammertips
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