Top Tweets for #somethingdadsaid
"There's about 14 million legos in this house, why do you have to fight about that one?" #somethingdadsaid #dadlife
"I don't think you'd feel very good if you swallowed a whole house." #somethingdadsaid #dadlife #parenting
"Eating that last bite of chicken is what made your knee bleed?" #somethingdadsaid #parenting #dadlife
"Im sorry... did you just say you want potato chips with your pancakes?" #somethingdadsaid #dadlife #parenting
"Well I hadn't really thought about what to have for lunch yet because it's 8:30 in the morning..." #somethingdadsaid #dadlife #parenting
"I had kind of hoped to get this new car registered and maybe even make a payment on it before somebody barfed in it..." #somethingdadsaid #dadlife
"You had a bath last night, got your hair washed again this morning, then had a swimming lesson, and your hair still smells like perfume..." #dadlife #parenting #somethingdadsaid
"If you keep farting like that you're going to burn a hole in that carseat!" #dadlife #parenting #somethingdadsaid
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