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Y’know, you don’t see people post using hashtags like before. Remember how that shit was at the end of everything? #mythoughts #stallthoughts #hellahigh
To you this may simply be a coat hook, to me it's a drunk octopus looking for a fight!
#stallthoughts

Nothing more terrifying than trying to brace yourself for a string of coughs on the toilet. #ToiletThoughts #ToiletHumor #PottyHumor #FoodForThought #StallThoughts #PassMeTheTP
por un segundo pensé que por cosas bonitas del universo "adultar" y adular podrían compartir una raíz etimológica, y sí, luego no... fue bonita la ilusión mientras duró #stallthoughts #pensamientosdemedianoche
Me: *on phone, probably twitter
Guy in large stall: (singsong voice) King seat for my butt meat!
Me: *quickly tweeting
#StallThoughts
Me: *Uses urinal
Coworker: Whoa, slow down.
Me: What?
Coworker: You are peeing aggressively.
Me: What? No, that’s not a thing.
Coworker: It’s a thing.
Me: *Raises pee aggression level from 7 to an 8
#StallThoughts
Guy in next stall (GINS): I don’t remember eating corn.
GINS: Oh! It’s candy corn!
Me: *runs away so fast becomes one with the speed force
#StallThoughts
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How weird is it if I say, "Thanks for warming it up for me!" To the guy coming out of the stall I'm waiting for?
#StallThoughts
You ever wonder how different your life would be if you dated that person, or didn't meet your best friends. #stallthoughts
I wonder if I can hide in here until 5pm. #stallthoughts
Idk where life has got me going, but at the moment, I'm going with the motions and capitalizing on opportunity and adversity. #Stallthoughts
Weirdo talking in the bathroom: I hate breathing in the pee air in here.
Me: *proceeds to yawn.
Wtitb: You're disgusting.
#StallThoughts
I hate when bathroom graffiti make you actually question something, like is his mom an actual whore or not #stallthoughts
Why there's hinges on the horseshoe shaped toilet seats is beyond me. Who would lift that foul thing up to take a piss? #stallthoughts
Here I sit all brokenhearted, because I came to poop but I only farted. #stallthoughts
So far college is pretty dang fantastic.
#StallThoughts
So far college has been pretty dang good. #stallthoughts
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